Zeus

just chillin at mt olympus pad

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

@aphrobeauty_ if you did that I would thunderbolt you to death

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

@aphrobeauty_ hey pretty much caused the Trojan War, I wouldn't be talking....

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

@ironqueen4 it's probably pretty bad down in the underworld. Sorry my brother hades can be a real jerk sometimes #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

Hey Prometheus, I found an alternate way to kill your liver #alcohol #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

Hey @Poseidon554 can I borrow some money? Rhea never gives me my allowance it sucks #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

@hephaestushi bruh you ugly. Need to get some plastic surgery ASAP #makeover #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

Nowadays it's almost illegal to have as many wives as me. I'm a fugitive #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

@TheGreatAres fight me. I bet you can't even take a thunderbolt to the head

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

I'm always involved with people's stories😂😂 I feel popular! #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

Apparently it's weird to be married to my sister @juno_hera1 #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

I'm trying to transform into a white bull for Europia but I don't have any wifi #firstworldproblems #ccmyths3

[Zeus @basedzeus1]

Does anyone else's father swallow kids? Is it normal? #ccmyths3