Hephaesus

Don't kick me out of volcanoes

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

@aphrobeauty_ needing some help with the whole beauty thing since day one.... #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

Shoutout to Zeus and Hera AKA mom and dad 4 always being there for me #notreally #thanksforthrowingmeoffMountOlympus #ifeelthelove #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

@basedzeus1 thanks to you! #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

hey @AthenaGetsMoney I miss you sista. Gotta chill sometime soon eh? What do you say? #brosistime #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

@Poseidon554 That's exactly what I told them. Then they said "nonsense. Nice try buddy" what does that even mean?! #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

Tried 2 go inside Mount Lassen to do metalworking, and some cops as they call themselves, stopped me. How else do I get work done? #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

@god_cupid I heard that http://t.co/m45wzGgsql or eharmony works best. I know this from my personal experiences as well. <3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

Any plastic surgeon out there? I need my face fixed before I meet up with this girl that I just met online! #thestruggleisreal #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

So I heard that there are things called prosthetics now? I might need one for my leg. #thankyouzeusforkickingmeout #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

@Poseidon554 Anything to help. Hmu (Hit me up) 4 more! #ccmyths3

[Hephaesus @hephaestushi]

So what's a good website to meet new women since I need to move on after someone cheated on me? #ccmyths3 #totallynotasubtweet