Stefano Cristalli

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@AndreasZeller I did not see that coming, and of course I also did.

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@jorge_mayo_ @Newman2Samson @historyinmemes Was hoping I’d be able to answer, but there is always a hero faster at spreading the truth. Thank you!

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@elonmusk CGI in 2022:

[daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder]

This company called @Microsoft runs this package manager called @nuget.

They host a curl package there, that was last updated in 2013 and now contains **68** documented vulnerabilities.

But there is apparently no way I can report this or make them act on this.

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

He’s probably looking for occurrences of the word “microservice”, so he can restart some of the useless crap everyone is bitching about without reason.

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@elonmusk This looks like trying to patch parser vulnerabilities by adding “if” after “if” as the next payload is discovered.

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@fermatslibrary Time and space are not absolute, there is no perpetual motion, matter is made of tiny particles that all look the same, and also behave as waves. I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of these facts, which this tweet is too narrow to contain.

[Bas Steins @bascodes]

Here are my top VS Code extensions for Python development 🐍

(link below 🔗👇)

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@fermatslibrary I see two human creations, then six abominations that are clearly work of Satan in disguise.

[Dago | Recovering perfectionist @dagorenouf]

The story of a startup in 10 memes.

1. We're all naive at the beginning

[Paul Asadoorian @[email protected] @securityweekly]

The difference between Windows and Linux...

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@Link4Universe Le castagne!

[Carlos Fenollosa @cfenollosa]

After self-hosting my email for twenty-three years I have thrown in the towel 😩

Email is now an oligopoly, a service gatekept by a few big companies which does not follow the principles of net neutrality.

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@ChrisJBakke Obligatory VLDL video: https://t.co/cW4LOEl06v

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@ChrisJBakke Where can I short this Metaverse thing.

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@Zanubi3 Conta il risultato dai, poi magari tengono acceso

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@__tambourineMan @fasterthanlime Massively underrated comment.

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@sabrinaesaquino I’m crying because I see that all responses are longer than 8 bytes.

[Stefano Cristalli @bash_king_bar]

@XGuitarGirlX @ChrisJBakke “Never” is a form of “later”