Sarah Bashaw

It’s been a little hard I’ve been a little tired But maybe all along..I’m afraid, I’m afraid, I’m afraid.

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

@Grant_Ripperger I told her I would keep her in a big fish aquarium 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

Hanna: “Mom, what if I had curly hair, and I was six, and I was your daughter…but I could only breathe under water?”

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

“Your leg made a squeaky noise when I bit it.” -Navi to a random sibling in the pool.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Our president is not above the law.

Justice serves the people — it doesn’t protect the powerful.

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Over 369,000 lives have been lost to COVID-19 in the United States. We cannot grow numb to how devastating this pandemic has been. People are losing family members, friends, and loved ones every day. It’s vital we do all we can to stop the spread of this virus—wear a mask.

[shannon sharpe @ShannonSharpe]

Where are the police? Do we think an all black protest group could’ve stormed the Capitol and not 1 shot fired, no tear gas. Peaceful protestors got pepper sprayed so Trump could hold a Bible upside for a photo in front of church. Yet, I’m told everyone is treated equally in 🇺🇸

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today is a reminder, a painful one, that democracy is fragile. To preserve it requires people of good will, leaders with the courage to stand up, who are devoted not to pursuit of power and personal interest at any cost, but to the common good.

[Naga Sai Vishnu @sai_kaza]

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.
#jokes

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

@trentonthegreen @Mikaylataylor97 @gillithompson 🤣🤣🤣

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

How broken are we as a society that the idea that unarmed black people shouldn’t be shot and killed by the police is something that isn’t universally supported?

How is this controversial or political or ever met with some sort of “but...” bullshit?

It’s absolutely ridiculous.

[Cydni Beer @cydbeer]

Other Parent’s Chore List for their Kids
•Take out Trashes
•Wash Dishes
•Tidy up Bedroom

My Chore List for My Kids
•Don’t follow me into the bathroom
•Don’t talk to me until I finish my caffeinated beverage
•Give me 10 minutes alone to stare at this wall

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

Hanna just got in the pool and said “ahhh it’s like an angel is hugging me!” 🤣

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

“Mom, if Mac and cheese was alive, I would say to it, ‘you’re so ugly’” -Hanna 🤨🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️-me

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

I might be buying @gillithompson a trampoline for her 21st birthday.

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

April 23, 2020 12:34 pm, Day 30 something of quarantine. I am randomly making bacon and my 5 year old is playing outside in Santa Clause pjs. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ #whocaresanymore

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

Hanna to Rachel: “I am going to ruin your life.” 😬#help

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

@dustbash @OKCBroadway 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🥰 can’t wait!

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

[1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving]
PEOPLE: won't be me
[1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball]
PEOPLE: you never know

[Sarah Bashaw @bashaw_sarah]

Me: You shoot down everything I say. @dustbash: No I don’t. #marriage