Craig C in CA

I'm one hoopy frood baby

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@LawrenceLepard Big print now arriving by train that will likely not stop.

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@Amy787 *PRE IPO shares...

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

Damn right, I've got hundreds of Tesla shares that I've owned for years, however they are in my 401k so Schwab says they don't count towards eligibility. No free IPO SpaceX for me. Bastards. I'm self-employed it's an individual 401k and I'm about to retire otherwise I would damn sure switch to another brokerage.

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@thejefflutz @TrendSpider Stupid gets clicks though...

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@TeslaBoomerMama @TeslaTech7 Yeah I tried to opt in today, I have several hundred Tesla shares in a 401k on Schwab. I've held for years. However, Schwab won't count those towards eligibility because they're in a 401k. Fantastic...

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@SawyerMerritt @BoBbyPleWniaK I own several hundred shares of Tesla that I've held for many years. Try to opt into the IPO today. To my dismay Schwab is not counting my Tesla shares because, they are in my 401k account. I just cannot fathom why that is disqualifying. The Schwab rep said it's just policy...

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@elonmusk I own several hundreds shares of Tesla and have for many years. The majority are in my 401k account on Schwab, so apparently that makes them ineligible to count towards The SpaceX IPO eligibility. Great.

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@BridgetPhetasy @BrentScher I was just about to make an appropriately sardonic Gen X response, but I see that box has already been properly checked.
On to other things.

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@Erdayastronaut @TonyTaylor_87 Gas station worker = human physiology expert.
Got it.

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@greg16676935420 Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed...

[Trad West @trad_west_]

This meme is going to turn into reality

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@mattvanswol When I was in school Sonny, they only gave out F's.
We all failed. 👴

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@pipisonx @elonmusk @theallinpod @claudeai @SpaceX Solid

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@WatcherGuru @zerohedge So what, I run a node on a pos 2015 HP laptop. Why is this news?

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Democrats: BOYCOTT TESLA! RUN THEM OUT OF BUSINESS!!!

Tim Walz: Look at the stock! $220 and dropping! That gives me a boost! 😁

Democrats: Hey, wait a minute… why aren’t you paying more taxes

Tesla: Well since you told everyone to boycott us we barely made any money in the U.S. market

Democrats: That is outrageous!

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@USronaldcarter And then the Strait was closed again. 🙄

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@TristanSnell Someone should give you a trophy.
For Retardation .
A retard trophy.

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@NASA @NASAArtemis Go humans!

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@tintintar Congratulations, you just posted the most retarded thing I have read this month. Someone should give you a medal, a retardation medal.

[Craig C in CA @bashedinfender]

@AngletonOrchids Touch grass bro, maybe check your blood pressure.