Basia Sroka

bosh-uh Serious Improviser, Serious actor, Serious blogger, Serious tap dancer, Serious inquiries only. [email protected]

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

@ellensusie @TomHall Haha kind of?

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

@carrieunderwood ‘s songs sound like she actually really wanted to be a novelist but got stuck in the music game.

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

@roaringsoftly @HuffPostUK Tyler is a badass and I love her work so much💕🙌

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Nothing ruins a good massage like holding a fart for dear life

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

I have never felt anxiety like watching the woman across from me on the brown line, putting on mascara 😬

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Sometimes I find myself wondering 'what am I even doing here?'...in the universe in general, but also at @MichaelsStores

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Just some helpful advice. #notmypresident https://t.co/ZBrOr8aL1Q

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Suck it @POTUS #DressLikeAWoman

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Always remember... #TrumpCantRead

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

If the family I babysit for has a nanny cam...it's just me talking to their dog and eating sandwiches everyday.

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

#keepkatierich https://t.co/fD8885MrhB

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

#keepkatierich https://t.co/ejxHKehFEM

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Since when is anyone held accountable for their tweets, @POTUS can spew hateful bs...but a comedian can't make a joke? #keepkatierich https://t.co/WX9hCqFRAJ

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

This is infuriating. It was a joke. Whoever at NBC made this decision: you're a GIANT pussy. https://t.co/mQh9zEMX8o

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

#keepkatierich

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Because I see football/basketball/baseball players who've raped and abused, glorified on @espn every day. https://t.co/FcPHkOWkf9

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

An SNL writer made a joke people didn't like. She got suspended & may be fired. The cop who killed Eric Garner got a pay raise in September.

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

This is a warning. You WORK for US. @POTUS Better be careful or you're fired. ✊🏼✊🏾✊🏿✊️☪️✡️✝️🚺🚹🏳️‍🌈♻️🇺🇸

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Overheard near an elementary school, *cries* " I want my eyes to be orange, I hate blue, I love orange!"

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Thank you #SketchFest2017 a #3dayweekend was had.

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

Just saw the 15 sec trailer for #ADogsPurpose and now I'm crying. Cool.

[Basia Sroka @bashykins]

My body hurts and these laugh lines are permanent, it's only week one. #sketchfest2017 #besttimeoftheyear