Last night I lost my favorite earring because a guy banged it out of me.
Are these the risks of casual sex that my abstinence only midwestern sex ed classes were trying to teach me??
Am I being punished?!?!?
#onlinedating#knowtherisks#themoreyouknow
Did anyone else have rules for middle school gym class where you had to wear white socks & only white socks because if you wore black/colorful socks the dye caused stinky feet due to the bacteria fitting inside the dyed parts of the fabric?
Or did I grow up in fever dream?
@harleybangbang I say yes! It’s still you as a human even if you’re not always that glam. It’s not like you filtered and FaceTuned so much that you’re unrecognizable. And even if you’d wanted to do that I’d still support it 😂
Girl math:
1. Spent 30 mins in line to return $300 worth of clothes.
2. Made $300 in 30 mins.
3. That means my rate is $600/hour.
4. That means I make $1.2M a year.
5. That means I make enough money to buy myself a lil somethin’ somethin’ on my way out of the store.
#girlmath