Basic Bumble Bitch

Once got scolded in an Uber for swearing too much. | Disclaimer: Equally bad at dating and blogging. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ She/Her

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

Last night I lost my favorite earring because a guy banged it out of me.

Are these the risks of casual sex that my abstinence only midwestern sex ed classes were trying to teach me??

Am I being punished?!?!?

#onlinedating #knowtherisks #themoreyouknow

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

Kinda sounds like Newsweek just said she goes on too many dates, but she can’t make ‘em stay.

[⪽mily @culturedemily]

the sexiest thing a man can do is quietly correct someone's pronouns mid conversation

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@AzorInfo @SarahCantSmell Yeah. I can’t afford to get it fixed because my student loans are too high.

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@netoneko @SarahCantSmell https://t.co/WBAtaoGTAq

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@momagainstanimu @SarahCantSmell But why aren’t your PhD letters in your Twitter name. Did you run out of letters?

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@SarahCantSmell @CaliforniaFirst

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@AzorInfo @SarahCantSmell Ok, screenshot of Jesse Plemons in CIVIL WAR

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@SarahCantSmell Quick question. Why are people so stupid.

[AA @aliskor15]

First question: “can you spell ‘squirrel?’”

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

Did anyone else have rules for middle school gym class where you had to wear white socks & only white socks because if you wore black/colorful socks the dye caused stinky feet due to the bacteria fitting inside the dyed parts of the fabric?

Or did I grow up in fever dream?

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@harleybangbang I say yes! It’s still you as a human even if you’re not always that glam. It’s not like you filtered and FaceTuned so much that you’re unrecognizable. And even if you’d wanted to do that I’d still support it 😂

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

Girl math:

1. Spent 30 mins in line to return $300 worth of clothes.
2. Made $300 in 30 mins.
3. That means my rate is $600/hour.
4. That means I make $1.2M a year.
5. That means I make enough money to buy myself a lil somethin’ somethin’ on my way out of the store.

#girlmath

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

When people end their tweets with ‘Ta’ is it correct to assume that are using the short hand for ‘Ta-da’???

#lilbritish #ta

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@harleybangbang I 100% support doing this

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

The theme of my wedding week is wearing something to a family event and asking my partner ‘can you see my nipples in this?’

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Gotta love when Mama Kelce brings her friends to the game

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

Sometimes when I’m feeling a little chaotic I get the urge to reply to people’s Instagram haircut stories with ‘is this the before or after?’

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@GeorgeTakei ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

@SarahCantSmell Had so much fun and debauchary with you! Thank you for coming to celebrate me and some guy I met on Tinder!! ❤️❤️❤️

[Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B]

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