Kaitāia Friar

He/him. Apostolic leader of Dense Tinnie Church. Warlord of the Te Hiku Autonomous Zone. Chaotic Neutral.🔞

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

If you can’t handle me at shitposting about your political party of choice, you don’t deserve me at shitposting your opposition party of choice. 😤💅

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Need to go into da woods for a bit.

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@JamesHalcrow Not until hawaiki is returned to it’s rightful native owners

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@dreadconquest @Becs I know I am

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@nzsd @Tiare_MP @jono_dw Corruption? In THIS economy?!?!?1

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@eilishsilie JAG drops it off with her bike

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Unbelievable

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Went with da usual eggs on toast where da toast is a smash burger

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Should I wrap cheese sticks in mince and then airfry them?

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

We did the opposite 🫡

[Chris Minns @ChrisMinnsMP]

For years, people using legally prescribed medicinal cannabis have faced a choice that didn't make much sense: take their prescribed medication or drive.

Today we're changing that.

[australian_border_ force @au_border_force]

To do list:
- step up
- step up
- step up

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

Ridin’ with Biden

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@Tiare_MP Good to lock in Jacindo knowing she will do nothing to stop them.

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@foxcar_joey @blogboynick @VicOladipo Pretty heavy debt collection consequences too

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@Coolestkapital Best we can do is chippo hitting da glass bbq

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Should pay Paula Bene with leftover tester pills

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

I found $162 million in foreign aid funding, what should I spend it on?

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@blogboynick That’s right

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

Ruling out any party willing to be part of da settler government

[Kaitāia Friar @BasicBishopNZ]

@danniemedia Woah I thought what I said in da group chat stays in da group chat