Dave Ross

Noah and Jude's dad and April's husband. I play bass and speak mandarin. somewhat flatulant music lover.

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@JeremyVineOn5 Can't pile over to the states before their election and not expect criticism coming back the other way.

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@Tessadunlop @toryboypierce If only more people could disagree but not dislike each other personally for it.

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@JeremyVineOn5 everyone knows Die Hard is the best Christmas film. Yippeekaihey.

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@tom_a_jeffs @geohollifield @debbeepatton @jamesdgreig Jack and Vera surely?

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@Mo_Farah @BBC And despite everything, you went on to be a true world beater. Stand proud and tell your story.

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@livebythecreed1 @copelandmusic Don't listen to this crazy bitch, she's very much NOT his secretary. She's banned from stalking him over social media. If you're a fan with a question, don't let her put you off.

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@RickyDHale Because he's a entitled arsehole.

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@MarinaPurkiss Think he might have snorted it.

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@GaryLineker Harsh but fair.

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@FloellaBenjamin Playschool with @FloellaBenjamin wow, that takes me back 40 years or so. I loved it. Little Ted through the round window. Some of my earliest memories. Happy times.

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@who_let_mum_out You shouldn't feel shame. You go out the door to earn an honest wage to provide for your kids. You should be proud of that.

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Shame on every single MP who keeps quiet or stands by this man. They're condoning serial law-breaking, serial lying, the debasement of standards in public life.

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@MarinaPurkiss Please be Gove again. He was the best twat in ages #capitallettuuurrrrrs #calmdown

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@CrystalBlazier @SCM50543355 @NatSapphix She said sone pretty disgusting things to me. Weird sexual stuff. I told her she looked like a man and that triggered her massively. She's totally unhinged.

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@CrystalBlazier I absolutely tore her a new arse when she argued with me but I got messages from a few women after saying she'd sent them death threats. She's not of a very sound mind.

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@CrystalBlazier She's a crazy celebrity stalker who lives in a warped fantasy land. Believes Sting, Shaggy and Juice Wrld stole work from her. Her attitude stinks as much as her musicianship. Block her and move on before she becomes obsessed with you like she was with me. 2/

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@CrystalBlazier I called her out on a Facebook post on Stewart Copeland's page for bullying. She was vile. Eventually Stewart kicked her off his social media. She blamed me for it and has sent me messages about my kids going to hell and tried to get my account hacked. 1/

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@secrettory12 Remember it has to last you all day so don't eat it all in one go.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

The good thing about Britain is that the Labour party are held to account by a media backed by vested interests, while us Tories can kill your nan, sanction your economy, give your taxes to our friends and burn the rest in a pyre of PPE and nobody bats an eyelid.

[Kevin Maguire @Kevin_Maguire]

Paging Boris Johnson 😆