Mikey J

Music teacher trying to figure life out 🙃

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

@netflix picture this 📸 the next hit show is America's Next Top Jockey 🐎 DM me for the deets 📲

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

Talking about MPLS Pride:
Morgan: did they have that this year?
@epothen: bitch, that's ever year 💅🏻

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

@Starbucks H

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

Thanks @carlyraejepsen for spending 2,746 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Beach House. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Y0WrG6pZD3

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

The only way I know whether the @Vikings won or lost is whether or not I have a free Big Mac offer in my @McDonalds app #football

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

Little head voice Mike: "you're really drunk right now"
Mike: I know 🤪

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

No @MarieKondo, nothing sparks joy in my life.

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

PSA: @netflix is imposing out-of-season seasonal depression on people living in the northern hemisphere. The last day to watch Shrek 2 is August 30th #Shrek2

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

If you ain't playin' the daily @KwikTrip @CocaCola scratch game, then where the heck you at???

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

@whoispoutyface so so la so do ti
so so la so re do
so so so mi do ti la
fa fa mi do re do 🥳

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

PSA: Everyone's seasonal depression has been canceled now that it's sunny and 50°F outside ☀️ #DaylightSavingTime

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

The shittiest type of person is someone who makes others feel small #BeKind

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

@Disney when are you going to take a stance on Florida's Don't Say Gay bill? It's wrong of you to profit off of Pride if you don't speak out against this! Silence = complicity #DontSayGay #DontSayDisney

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

"When you find a proper woman for ya to marry you won't have to cook no more"
1.) That's misogynistic
2.) I'm super gay and will not be marrying a woman
#ShitOldPeopleSay #NotOk

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

The 👏🏼 new 👏🏼 Avril 👏🏼 album 👏🏼 SLAPS 👏🏼 SO 👏🏼 HARD 👏🏼 #AvrilLavigne #LoveSux

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

@whoispoutyface idk but last time i felt itchy i went to the doctor and they gave me a shot in the dumpy

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

The new @AvrilLavigne album SLAPS!! #AvrilLavigne #LoveSux

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

Idk why everyone is going on trips for Spring Break @DUALIPA is coming to Minneapolis! Hoping to score day of tix with my teacher bestie GG #FutureNostalgiaTour #DuaLipa #SPRINGBREAK

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

@bandkidbandaid @jonimitchell might say, "they paved paradise, and put up a parking lot"

[Mikey J @bassoonmike]

@yungblud puts on one hell of a show! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥