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I had all my best ideas when I was a child & have decided to spend my adulthood trying to remember them.

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@hankgreen Hank, why did you never tell us that we LITERALLY start life out as an anus and develop into a tube with a mouth on the other end?

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@hankgreen I really enjoy Delete This. You and Katherine are truly a delight to listen to. But, could you make it louder before you publish it, please? I needed to put it through an amplifier to hear the last one. #piples

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@Wliered @wliered What program or platform is this on?

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@Wliered What program or platform is this on?

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

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[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@Devinitely1 There is 1,000% already a Bob's burgers album. It even comes in vinyl.

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@dearhankandjohn Will there be a point when all of your shirts are Pizzamas shirts? You've got rid of all you other T shaped shirts and now it's just Pizzamas 24/7/365. @hankgreen @sportswithjohn #pipples

[EveryLibrary @EveryLibrary]

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[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices.

Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@hankgreen asked me to, so I did. #butts

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

@dearhankandjohn I vote a ZZ plant for the typewriter planter.

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

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[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

Everytime I come across this I am absolutely tickled. People amaze me. #pipples https://t.co/n83EEQu7bT

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

Tonight, the House of Representatives passed a bill to make lynching a federal hate crime.

The vote was 422-3.

The three were Republicans Andrew Clyde, Thomas Massie and Chip Roy.

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

3 Republicans voted against the Emmett Till anti-lynching bill tonight in the House, which makes lynching a hate crime. https://t.co/GhGQ05y1pS

+ Rep. Andrew Clyde R-GA
+ Rep. Tom Massie R-KY
+ Rep. Chip Roy R-TX

[คɭเร๏ภ ๓คгเє @schaffiecoffee]

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Vincent!

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