Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀

Its me ya boo, ya boi, that bitch. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 🏳️‍🌈I'm 22 and v gay TAKEN BITCHES🏳️‍🌈 AHHHHHH HHHH nonbinary they/he/her/whore

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

Sometimes my brain will just shut off like those motion sensor lights after you've sat there for too long

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

Guess who thought about zombies while trying to fall asleep and put themselves in fight or flight mode

[gay baby deer @doefaced]

Sorry we're late my wife and I Could Not stop fucking

[Meg Watson @msmegwatson]

The new Instagram update really understood what I was looking for:
- none of my friends’ content
- reposted TikToks from meme accounts I do not follow
- 100x more ads
- everything played at full volume against my will

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

@Camwoodstock @NASA @IAU_org please I love harold

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

@ReadyforRene @Hozier We're not lol

[sameeha 🇵🇸 @rockwitsam]

i don’t want to be a person i want to be a cat being a weird little guy

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

From now on when people are homophobic I'm just gonna compliment their gaydar

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

At this point my bladder is as sensitive as my mental state

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

@ionomycin The horse is the bride

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

@ItsJustHedy The fact that this needs no context lol

[heather 🦝 @ItsJustHedy]

all i want is for sadboy to get into the banana bed

[Lizard Gremlin Bastard🐀 @bastard_lizard]

YALL WHY IS IT EVERYTIME MY GF IS THE BIG SPOON I CRY

LIKE THIS BITCH IS REACHING FOR ME IN HER SLEEP

I cant wait to marry this woman 💍

[Chinelo @_chinelo_]

Is it hard? Yes

Can I do it? Yes

Will I complain and cry every step of the way while still doing what I have to do? Also, yes.

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

i wonder how many people have killed themselves during pms not realizing the extreme emotions was coming from they period