Jess(ica) GRCR

Brooklyn. Sober. She/her. I make soap and I know things.

[Metro Boomin @MetroBoomin]

Emo version??? Lmaooooooo 🤘🏾👨🏿‍🎤

[leon @skyferrori]

this was peak comedy

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

This airport TGI Fridays plays a suspicious amount of N*Sync and Backstreet Boys

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

Im going to Brazil to see my in laws and this was the last minute “American” food I could think to bring.

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

@vfsglobalcare I’ve been trying to get an evisa approved for over a month. My latest document upload has been pending for over a week. No one answers the phone. My flight is in two weeks. What do I do? My tweet keeps getting deleted.

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

@vfsglobalcare I’ve been trying to get an evisa approved for over a month. My latest document upload has been pending for over a week. No one answers the phone. My flight is in two weeks. What do I do?

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

@vfsglobalcare I’ve been waiting over a week on a document upload to be approved for my e-visa for Brazil. I’m getting no answers and only hung up on. My flight is in 2 weeks and I’ve been trying to get this visa for over a month. What do I do?

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

@UrbanDecay The people want the Naked 2 palatte to come back.

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

@SydneyBattle “Mad” for very. Is this still a thing? “Mad cool” etc

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

Paying my taxes in November

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

Growing up my mom always ate jello and I didn’t understand why but now as an adult woman counting my macros I understand why

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

Why does Ticketmaster want me to see the Harlem Globetrotters so bad

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

@NastyGal used to be my favorite online clothing store but they and their customer service sucks so fucking bad since it sold. so disappointing.

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

@SchrodingrsBrat What movie have you seen the most times? What’s your favorite scar you have? Best compliment you’ve ever gotten? Worst insult you’ve ever gotten?

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

*goes to Greece*

*is still cold*

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

What the fuck happened to Twitter

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

Made the mistake of saying “isn’t some new guy going to play for Miami?” To some soccer fans today

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

Last night I saw a group of guys doing legitimate (really beautiful) graffiti and it felt like I was seeing something so special I can only compare it to like seeing a baby animal be born in the wild

[yaya @malyelff]

one thing about me; i’m not paying money to talk to a man. my therapist is a woman, my GP is a woman, my dentist is a woman my dermatologist is a woman, my OBGYN is a woman and it has been that way my ENTIRE ADULT LIFE

[Jess(ica) GRCR @basuritablanca]

Just learned the greenest flag ever about Nathan and that is that he knows absolutely 0 about South Park. Couldn’t name 2 characters. Doesn’t know where it takes place. Doesn’t know a single joke.