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“Unremarkable. Nothing special, but nothing poor.”

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this thanksgiving I’m thankful for bullying

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@JohnnyWalsh__ As someone who personally lived through his botched Pier renovation in Atlantic City I knew this was never actually gonna happen

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@north0fnorth https://t.co/wVycePr7AS they made this dumb bit real

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@Wario64 Everyone in the comments ignoring the fact that ‘Bloodlines’ rips and is easily the best movie of the franchise by a mile

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@ksullzz Funniest thing about Wonder is there’s one interview on YouTube where the CEO says his dream escalation of it all is the customer submitting stool sample data that AI will be able to order food for you based on your diet / the last time you ate X kind of dish

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@KirbyCheatFurby Clocked where this was immediately

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@FreddyInSpace While agree Undertone is probably not actually a 5 star movie, it was the most unsettling experience I’ve had in a theater in my life in Dolby. If you let your mind go, it truly feels like you’re getting cursed. I was gripping my popcorn bucket.

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@Feldfrog Benny I’ve been following you since Good Good, you were the first person I thought of during this and I salute your Sisyphean efforts on this hellsite.

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@GrahamSig damn, photos and 2 signed posters for free at the Philly film festival

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@CantEverDie In the Q&A I was at Matt said he uses it as almost a secondary inner monologue out loud and is surprised more people haven’t stolen their schtick with it

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@johann122004 The asterisk stands for The New Jurassic Park

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@Srirachachau SPOILER:

The most “how” moment of that is finding out that all the police barricades during the tour bus scene were real from when there was a shooting at Drakes mansion. They got wind of it while shooting the radio talk show scene and sped over https://t.co/gpKZJyWPcE

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@rebekah_e_s Blue agave has a hold on me and my eggs

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@indianloonie This is the inciting incident of that new SpongeBob movie.

Technically the opening of the House on Haunted Hill remake.

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@Wario64

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@blasted_tower @alecrobbins I asked them specifically about this when I met them and Matt said they struggled to think of what it would be and when they realized that movie came out that year it worked too well to not use that

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@ntbtstm Gotta be the line about the terrorist attack after the bondi beach attack

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@CultureCrave John madden
John madden
Aeiou

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@BadFilmTakes1 I thought surely there’s no way it’s that good and the first interview I pull up on YouTube clocked 5 ‘alrights’ in a minute

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@mopar_momma @jbillinson Except the bucket was only at certain AMCs, this is for all of them. None of the AMCs around me had the bucket.

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@backpackfanclub shopsin supremacy