Allison Abbott

Incinerated Dallas Steaks Left Fielder ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️• Stylophone & Banjo Player • Lover of Women • She/Her • Well Done • Art by @MLeeLunsford

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

Sometimes I wonder how I’ve survived Blaseball this long?

[the seattle garages @TheSeaGarages]

Nailbat. 😭

[August Mina @august_mina]

Rest well, Nail Bat.

You deserve it. 💚🌟

[Canada Moist Talkers @MoistTalkers]

RIV Allison Abbott. Our condolences, T’s and P’s are with the @TheSeaGarages and @DallasSteaks at this time. 💔

[Blaseball Prospectus @BlaseballPro]

BREAKING: Steaks hitter Allison Abbott has been incinerated. RIV, Allison.

[San Francisco Lovers @LoversBlaseball]

RIV Allison. We'll forever be team Kiss my Bat. 🎸🍖💋

[(Nolane)s(t)ophia Pa(tte)rson (Mostly Inactive) @PieLovinKitty]

From the moment I joined the Garages I thought Allison was the COOLEST. I unfortunately didn’t hang out with her but I looked up to her for the bit of time before she was sent to the Steaks.

This really really really really really hurts

[Jonathan Ying @Fancymancer]

RIV Allison "Nailbat" Abbott.

Lordy, this season's been rough. #blaseball

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

We can now confirm reports of the sudden passing of Dallas Steaks hitter Allison Abbott. An ILB fixture since Blaseball’s return, Abbott’s clutch plays and veteran leadership finally earned Dallas its first championship in Season 16. RIV🩸⚾️
https://t.co/BM4LvSWwEZ

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

Well shit-

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

@hirotointhehole @teddy_blaseball Oh let me tell you all about Roller Derby. The Steaks got me into it when I first joined the team.

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

Is this the first time I’ve actually enjoyed a Botdogfingers tweet? Though missed the opportunity to say “bonk ay”.

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

@teddy_blaseball @charkattacked Those were just parties, Theo. I just thought you were one of those people who bring the host a gift.

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

@charkattacked Nah, Im pretty sure I was just manifested into existence one day by the simulation we all live in. No actual birth.

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

@charkattacked Oh. I don’t think I have a birthday?

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

@HungryMonitor I’m going to get permission from my fiancé in that one. @KissinKichiro

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

I’m getting married fools!

[Allison Abbott @BatAbbott]

@RealLeachHerman Thanks, Leach!

[Kichiro Guerra 💋 @KissinKichiro]

OMGOMGOMG I'M ENGAGED!!!