Earlier this month was my 3 year anniversary for comedy. Being a standup comedian literally saved my life. Every year I do a look book of my favorite looks I’ve worn during that year, and I LOVE a theme. This year’s theme? Yearbook! 🧵
"Robert Pattinson's Batman is mentally far behind all his villains. Comic Batman wouldn't need the Joker to help with a case, he's a genius".
Meanwhile one of the most influential Batman comics had him routinely visit Calendar Man for help with a case he couldn't solve.
Keke Palmer being the most relatable person in the room by reacting exactly the way any of us would if Keanu Reeves stood up and started recreating Matrix moves while talking about making the movie.
The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die