Sherlock Holmes

I am just an illusion and you are schizophrenic.

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

@schwiftyshiffty Took you long enough to realize that, no?

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

Doing a Job during exams is not for the weak.

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@azzaannn Bhai kar k dekh liya wo bhi, still not proud of me🥲

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@veiledguy bas aesay hi life ko jeetay rho bhai, kahe na kahe pohnch hi jana hai😂

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

Oh damnnn. Kiya barish horhi hai😩❤️❤️

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

The weather here🥹❤️❤️

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

@Harvona03 Yesss😋

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Me after every five business days.

[🕊️ @zartashcore]

I finally healed

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@veiledguy Bro, that aunty wali story. That is the funniest thing I have heard in months🤣🤣

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@shahahab_ Same. I hate going to university or its shitty events.

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@w1tvh Bruh, what you talking about? I love oats, I eat them as snacks😭😭

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@oyebajwey She wasn't that good. I am way better than her when obsessed with someone 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

Business idea: Start selling those one wish willow sticks😈

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@oyebajwey Wow, what an idea. Why I couldn't think of it🤯

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You can have the worst day of life and the only thing you need is a shawarma 🤤

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

This is a lie. You'll always be replaceable and people will keep on proving that.

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

all the love you gave to the wrong people will come back to you in someone who will choose you over everything

[Sherlock Holmes @batemanhoon]

@z4pych4n Can't get either, now what?

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@aalotikkiburger been there. It sucks.