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musichead. petrolhead. dickhead. formal mermaid. IG @drunknbumpy

[E K S @bathory_79]

Controversially upset with the MET gala theme… I love you Karl but where’s the ode to Viv?

[E K S @bathory_79]

@riverisland 🫴🫶

[E K S @bathory_79]

@EVRi_Delivery parcels missing from @DunelmUK @ASOS_news @Disney_UK @Matalan total of 7 parcels. If I can fill a whole van maybe they’ll want them out of the depot!

[E K S @bathory_79]

Now up to 7 parcels held ransom in an Evri depot… looks like they’re grinching everyone’s Christmas #Evri #evristolechristmas

[E K S @bathory_79]

So long and thanks for all the fish 🐟 #fish #solong #hhgttg

[E K S @bathory_79]

So how does it feel to let go? #fork

[E K S @bathory_79]

If you call fish fingers “fish sticks” you are dead to me. #birdseye #fishfingers

[E K S @bathory_79]

I need something more than coffee but less than crack.

[E K S @bathory_79]

What in the Foton is going on over here? #HHGTTG #hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy

[MARC REBILLET @marcrebillet]

Do whatever the fuck you wanna do

[E K S @bathory_79]

@mp29 Col looking’ shifty there 😒

[E K S @bathory_79]

@mp29 Are you doing the door frame challenge MP?

[E K S @bathory_79]

Will the equilibrium of the world be square again after this plz? #InaugurationDay

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid

[E K S @bathory_79]

Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. #suicidesolution

[E K S @bathory_79]

Twitter, you weekly gem of sarcasm. #twit #sarcasm

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

"We gave the PPE contract to a friend"
"Ok and how did that go?"
"Bad"
"Ok so what did you do next"
"We gave the Test and Trace contract to a friend"
"Ok and how did that go?"
"Also bad"
"So learning from this what did you do?"
"We gave the food box contract to a friend"

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Cats gonna cat...

[Steve Stevens @Stevestevens]

Aw man....One of the NYC originals, Sylvain Sylvain has passed away. He was a true sweetheart. In 1980 sitting on a couch in my old band loft, he gave me my stage name of Steve Stevens. Where’d ya get that beat, got that beat on 14th street.

[E K S @bathory_79]

I wonder how many people are squabbling over the film rights to “2020” #cantmakethisshitup #china