James Teller

I am always underappreciated because I am a living superlative and cannot be sufficiently praised.

[James Teller @Bathrobespierr3]

@PoorOldRoloTony undertone was so middling

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With #AnimalFarm, @AngelStudiosInc released the most trenchant condemnation of Trump since The Apprentice—a look at how thin-skinned, anti-intellectual bullies aren’t fit to lead, and how massive corporations will eat us alive. Welcome, comrades!

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@phezgig @phamos @mattyglesias Newspapers can afford to do that??? Granted, my mother wrote for a small-town paper, but I think she’d bite the hand off anyone who tried to take her reporting and write it up themselves.

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My full #Oscar predictions for this coming Sunday:

https://t.co/OOzRplz6wQ

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#MartySupreme made $15.6 million its first weekend in wide release.

#TheSmashingMachine made $11.4 million its entire run.

The American male is defunct.

[If You Want The Gravy… @IfUWantTheGravy]

Dream idea: Glengarry Glen Ross with the cast of #BobsBurgers:

Roma: Gene
Levene: Linda
Williamson: Tina
Moss: Louise
Aaronow: Bob
Lingk: Teddy

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#OneBattleAfterAnother is the film of the moment, and in more ways than one.

https://t.co/1SyfHFJKqY

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@DesireeAmerica4 Someone wished on a monkey’s paw for Trump to get re-elected…and this was their ironic punishment.

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@mcsubtle I watched that movie at the exact right point in my life, when I was about to leave my hometown for college. I wonder if it would hold up.

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I think it only right to redub the new detention facility in Florida “Alligator Auschwitz,” or at the very least “Everglades Gitmo.”

Deliberately provocative, but I don’t think good taste is called for. #AlligatorAuschwitz

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@mcsubtle @pittstate You and your mother are always in mine.

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My father, Dr. Stephen J. Teller, passed away this morning.

Born in #Chicago, he moved to Pittsburg, KS in 1967 and taught at @pittstate for 43 years. He was a proud member of the International Wizard of Oz Club.

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@mcsubtle @pittstate Thank you.

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@NeekoReviews My top three films of the year have made about $1.3 million combined - The Shrouds, The Actor, and Eephus

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No wars. #NoKings.

Let the young grow up and the grown grow old.

[James Teller @Bathrobespierr3]

Here’s what we’ll do:

All #ICE deportees go to #Israel, where they’ll be made automatic citizens.

All Palestinians go to America, where they’ll be made automatic citizens.

The Russian military will withdraw from #Ukraine to facilitate this.

I’ll take my Nobel Prize now.

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@FILMxDESIRE @rarefilmm Ha, no, I was just saying it as a figure of speech.

Might as well ask: does anyone have a lead on THAT NIGHT! (1957)?

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The border should be completely open and citizenship automatic upon entry for immigrants; native-born Americans should take the test before their citizenship is confirmed. (I need to study.)

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@TheFirstOkiro Shame this audience didn’t turn out for Bones and All