Byron Torre

Zzzzz

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Launch both of them into the sun and redistribute their wealth to the poor.

https://t.co/Un4j3739ur

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Is 0-34 Scorigami? Asking for a friend @jon_bois

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@ArmyStrang Twitter is BACK (one day only)

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@Hbomberguy Schitt's Creek

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@MrPope Obviously there were a LOT of unknowns that morning, but imagine the brain rot it takes to think "WTC, pentagon, White house or Capitol... our refrigerator & tv store in Deerfield Beach FL is next..."

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@MrPope At the time I worked for a regional electronics retailer that used a lot of red/white/blue branding, and the morning of 9/11 the GM told us "corporate is considering closing the building because we're a likely target for a plane strike because the flag is painted on the building"

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@aegies Yeah I didn't need to see a video of a manchild having a meltdown about pronouns to know with absolute certainty that one exists.

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this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook

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@JUNlPER This, but unironically, for Joe Robbie Stadium

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Coast Guard Sends Another Submersible Full Of Billionaires After The First One https://t.co/nJJ9em1ZSL

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@owillis The person pleaded guilty and this is his... defense? huh.

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@MrPope Can't even imagine having that much time to kill and not just using it to take a nap.

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@kidchemical Yeah, fair, didn't mean to suggest they wouldn't find a new nit to pick

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@iwantobehigh @AliceAvizandum Scab

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@abughazalehkat Extra irony points for coming on the heels of the settlement in which Fox News had to admit they are in fact liars.

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@jeffjarvis Imagine the ego it takes to think that anything he's done or says is deserving of distribution throughout the universe.

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@BAKKOOONN sorry to hear about your cornshoot bud

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@MrPope Every owner of a fishtank right now:
👁️👄👁️

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@BAKKOOONN Some hack out there was waiting for Netflix to give the final greenlight on his series of a plucky heroine who holds limitless power due to her connection to The Ether, or some shit, and he's absolutely sweating bullets right now.

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@Fobwashed @giantbomb The rotating chair was actually always us, the audience. And I'm fine with that. People change and grow and move on, and the content they create (or consume) changes with them. Always grateful for what GB was to me back then, and what it will be to new audiences going forward.