JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️

my deepest regret is that I have but two thumbs to shitpost for my country. I don't like Twitter anymore

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

@Pamacious @ChrisMurphyCT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BIPARTISANSHIP. There is only normalizing a violent white nationalist insurrection that remains hell-bent on overthrowing democracy so Susan Collins can tell herself she's a better person than Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

It’s time to stop playing nice. We need to stretch the limits of what’s possible and be as ruthless as Republicans when it comes to using every tool at our disposal. I love our lawyers, but we need to be more aggressive or we're going to get killed.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

It is not "the Ukraine war."

It is not "the Russia-Ukraine war."

It is the Russian INVASION of Ukraine.

And NORTH KOREA has now also invaded.

The invasion of a free nation and slaughter of its civilians, started and waged by TWO of our greatest geopolitical foes.

[Lesley Abravanel 🪩 @lesleyabravanel]

In convicted felon/adjudicated rapist Donald Trump, the morality of civil society has been abandoned: Limiting access to civic education in US schools leads people to be less well educated in basic principles. #TurdReichRedux https://t.co/uySrylhEbK

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

wait where's Scott Baio?

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

What do you notice about this picture?

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

I have no idea how republicans can say shit like this and not collapse into a giant pile of scurrying bugs

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

Not an SNL clip

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

@JoJoFromJerz everyone says there's no diversity in the GOP but damn I didn't know there were so many different kinds of sex offenders

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

@whstancil Even using the term "echo chamber" is giving in to Republican gaslighting. We're creating a place where being an apologist for fascists, bigots, and traitors is not acceptable. It's a pretty low bar, and if Republicans can't hack it, that's not our problem

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

This graph is amazing.

It shows you that right around the same time the GOP destroyed the working class with Reaganomics, they made the working class hate us while we continued to deliver them policy after policy in the Clinton, Obama, and Biden admins.

All from propaganda!

[Task & Purpose @TaskandPurpose]

She is now Brigadier General Harriet Tubman https://t.co/2ZZUo0xeUa

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

Republicans couldn't be happy with making you worry about *whether* your kids would die in school, they also needed you to worry about *how*

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Welcome to America in the year 2024, where rolling the dice on your kid getting Polio is worth it so long as it means you might save a buck or two on eggs.

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

One thing I will never forget about Merrick Garland: The only other person in a position to hold Trump accountable that republicans were nicer to was Aileen Cannon.

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

There's no point in dwelling on conspiracy theories. We know Republicans will lie, swindle, crime, and resort to violence. We now also know the vast majority of Americans know and don't care, or don't care to know. That's the problem.

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

chef kiss for doing it in that village idiot hat

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

Face it, america is just plain fucking stupid. Democrats trying to be the "you CAN fix stupid" party is dismal failure. There's no messaging decency, competence, and responsible adult behavior in a way that resonates with morons. Maybe winning all the stupid prizes will help

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

It'll be so nice in a couple of months when @CNN, @washingtonpost, and @nytimes start normalizing this arsonist clown car and we can go back to telling ourselves the destruction of everything that maintains a functional society is just a boring TV show, nothing to do with us

[Scott Maxwell @Scott_Maxwell]

Florida's SAT scores drop again.
We're now 47th, trailing even states where more students take the test.
This is the sad yet unsurprising result of a state led by politicians more interested in culture wars than public education.
1/3
https://t.co/Y8SBgWU5d2

[JEWISH SPACE LASER 🆘️ @batshitsutras]

@RollingStone "mainstream alternative" is an oxymoron

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

@MattMMPLS @Blueprint_2024 The GOP will say that we cared about the 1% they/them instead of the 99% you.

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

83% of voters who broke for Trump in the final days think Harris and the Democrats support using taxpayer dollars to pay for transgender surgeries for undocumented immigrants in prison.

77% believe Democrats support allow minors to transition genders without informing parents.

[EU says Elon should not lie abt my blue check @emptywheel]

No one says this, @maxwelltani. It's a flimsy straw man.

Indeed, note you're literally excusing NOT covering these things (many outlets did sporadically, often burying it).

NYT literally buried its own "Trump is fascist" story same days it ran 3 stories on Biden's stutter.