Kristina

I wear many hats.

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

I logged into my twitter for the first time in over a year just to say that #trump and #elonmusk and their rich boys club seizing control of our democracy can all eat a bag of dicks. This will probably be my last post so see y’all on Bluesky!

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

2023 was an awful year, but on the bright side I did travel to:
Calumet, MI
Houghton, MI
Eagle Harbor, MI
Chicago, IL twice
Toronto, Ontario
Windsor, Ontario
Lafayette, IN
Indianapolis, IN
Memphis, TN
Laredo, TX
Monterrey, Nuevo Laredo
Mexico City, Mexico

Many more to come!

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

Today I learned there is a smooth jazz version of “Pony” by Ginuwine.

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

X is to Twitter as DTE Energy Music Theater was to Pine Knob. Eventually I think it will go back to how it should be and we can all tweet again like we party at Pine Knob.

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

I went to Mexico and all I brought back was a bunch of pictures and a sunburn.

[GrumpySkeletor @GrumpySkeletor]

Really struggled to get up and open my eyes this morning. Then I remembered it's because I don't fucking have any.

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

I am traveling by bus to #Monterrey #Mexico starting this afternoon. Give me your best and worst travel tips other than "why the fuck did you decide to spend two days on a Greyhound".

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

You gotta respect Facebook's arc. Started as a place to rate people's hotness, then helped the country slide into fascism in 2016, and is now a website to buy used furniture

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

Hey @twitter I'm just as bewildered

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

Hey Twitter-X, I found a bug lol

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

So I logged onto my Twitter app for the first time since I got my new phone 3 months ago and

[Internet of Shit @internetofshit]

idk how this guy thinks the internet works but let me tell you: i have seen many giant websites shit the bed because some hard drive got full and nobody noticed lol

[senatormeow.bsky.social @SenatorMeow]

my house after I get banned from Twitter

[Kristina @batterysunshine]

You won't BELIEVE what she found in her email!

[Ministry of Testing @ministryoftest]

Share some clickbait bug titles

[Dr. Ajayita @DoctorAjayita]

When your cat sees you getting ready for your 3rd date with 3 different guys in 3 days...
https://t.co/h8mQKnEYE3