Philip Battes

[redbully @VERSATAN3344]

piastri literally gave up on his position because his rival had a slow pitstop. max verstappen tried to kill lewis hamilton here in 2021

[ACD MMA @acdmma_]

nobody:

Khamzat Chimaev 5 seconds into every round:

#UFC319

[Philip Battes @battesphilip]

the 11 men are back and already ruining my mood 🫠

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Defeat on penalties in the FA Community Shield.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

3 levels of wealth

> works on single monitor
> works on multiple monitors
> works from an iphone

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

When the main barber is busy and the random ass barber is trying to make eye contact with me

[S. @saidh_97]

Is Angelina Jolie still adopting African children I’m having a hard time affording life

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

You just had to be there

[zulu feminist | #PEREZOUT @xndahive]

when the driver spins and I say "hebanna"😭

[Bab'Zulu🎺 @Just_Zulu]

The guy who did this in my primary school is a nyaope addict and tried to stab me over R2. The signs are always there

[Rugby World Cup @rugbyworldcup]

Securing their spot for the first time since 1991! 🇿🇼

Congratulations to Zimbabwe for winning the Rugby Africa Cup. We will see you in Australia 👏

#RWC2027

[Jordi Hays @jordihays]

Startup CEOs can’t even hug their chief people officer at a concert in this country anymore

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

CEO of astronomer

[Brett @utdBrett]

Prince George had some money on Alcaraz

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

🤣

[ً @FER44Rl]

“Red Bull has sacked Christian Horner”