Kerri Ellen

I love that dirty water #FKR 🤟🏻

[HUH @thebigjahn]

In this house Mike Vrabel is a hero. He brought the Patriots back and nothing else matters

[Savage @Savageboston]

Mike Vrabel on the officiating yesterday.

🎥: @TheGregHillShow

“the Bills lead the NFL in offensive holds…how a team coming into the game leading, and that’s how they play, didn’t have one yesterday. So that’s hard for me to understand.”

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

One goal in mind.

[Officer.com @OfficerCom]

The Las Vegas Metropolitan #Police Department's fleet of all-electric Tesla #Cybertrucks—the nation's largest—was fully paid for by a donation from the co-founder of a venture capital firm and his wife. @LVMPD #OfficerMagazine https://t.co/ZjOJSAnS7G

[Megyn Kelly @megynkelly]

I’m not sure who needs to hear this but Jimmy Kimmel got on the air and falsely stated as a fact that Charlie Kirk’s killer was MAGA, smearing an entire movement and Trump in particular with a vile disgusting lie - and at a time when the threat against those on the right is at an all-time high.

This was *after* we knew from the UT gov that the killer had been indoctrinated into LEFT-wing ideology, *after* we’d seen the shooter’s bullet casings reflecting furry/trans memes, calling Charlie a fascist and w/anti-fascist lyrics. It was *after* we had learned the shooter was living with his trans-furry boyfriend and believed Charlie Kirk was “full of hate.” *After* we learned that the shooter was not registered GOP, but “unaffiliated.” *After* we saw him pull the trigger just as Charlie discussed trans killers. There was zero - ZERO - evidence the shooter was MAGA, had ever been MAGA, or was influenced by MAGA in any way.

This was an intentional lie to GIN UP HATRED toward the very group of ppl most suffering in the wake of our devastating loss of Charlie and Kimmel did it willfully and even gleefully to a cheering complicit audience.

ANY EMPLOYER IN MEDIA WOULD SEE HOW DEPRAVED AND SICK THIS WAS. (In 2021 ABC fired Chris Harrison for saying maybe we should judge a Bachelorette contestant’s attendance (years earlier) at an antebellum party by what was considered offensive at the time. FIRED! His career never recovered!)

The Left doesn’t believe ABC was genuinely horrified by Kimmel (& instead attributes this to the FCC threat). That’s bc even they know ABC has no moral core (we agree with you - it doesn’t).

But what the Left doesn’t seem to understand and needs to hear is that MAGA has f&cking HAD IT. We are ANGRY. We are INCENSED watching the L smear us, our ppl, literally getting some of our friends killed (not to mention our president shot and nearly assassinated again weeks later) and then LYING about it. (“Trump faked his injury! He wasn’t actually shot!” “We have no idea what the motives ever are … if they are bad for our side!”)

I have zero doubt ABC was overwhelmed with absolutely furious calls/comments/emails from truly-FED UP viewers, and knew it had crossed a deadly serious line.

In short, GOOD RIDDANCE.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Bryan Kohberger killed 4 strangers because he studied criminology and wanted to see if he could get away with murder. He thought he could. He got high off of it. He studied the house for weeks. He planned to attack them at a time when he knew they would be drunk and tired. He changed his license plates. He turned off his phone when he traveled to commit his crimes. He returned to the crime scene 5 hours later to gloat about his work. He thought he had proven to himself that he could indeed kill people and get away with it.

But he left his DNA behind. His car was seen on video. He completely failed.

What's unfortunate is that the families will never feel true closure because BK is incapable of normal human emotions. If I were them I'd want to see him cry. I'd want to see him beg for forgiveness, and then not give it to him. He likely hasn't cried about any of this since he was arrested. The families would feel better if BK is scared and was crying at this sentencing hearing. But he's not. He just sits there like a psychopath. They'll never get the closure they were hoping for.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Rest in peace, Ozzy. 🖤

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Brian Albert is so desperate for positive publicity that he’s having lunch dates at patriot place with John Depetro. Did John ask him why he didn’t come out of the house? Or why he got rid of his cell phone the day before a preservation order? Or how exactly he butt answered his phone while making love to his wife with the Face of generational Irish poverty? Or better yet - why hasn’t he sued anyone if there’s no truth to any of this?

[Kerri Ellen @battleborn508]

The good news just keeps on coming 🥳

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

2 more bite the dust today - according to @OliviaLambo_ and @HowieCarrShow Man Shanon Burgess has been deleted entirely from Aperture's website, and Detective Jeff Kotkowski, who was on the Proctor group texts and asked if Karen Read was a smoke, has been reassigned. Just to review the damage from the investigation into John O'Keefe's death:

Michael Proctor - fired
Yuri Bukhenik - disciplined, rehomed
Brian Tully - disciplined, rehomed
Brian Higgins - desk duty
Brian Albert - retired, heckled in public
Kevin Albert - disciplined
Kelly Dever - on leave
Katie McLaughlin - on leave
Ken Berkowitz - retired, dead
Helena Rafferty - retired, being sued, possibly losing mansion in divorce
David Traub - resigned
David DiCicco - rehomed
Jeff Kotkowski - rehomed
Nicholas Guarino - rumored to be retiring
Shanon Burgess - fired
Jennifer McCabe - social pariah
Colin Albert - college dropout
Matt McCabe - fat
Chris Albert - had to testify he's scared of Turtleboy, likely to lost re-election next year
Tristan Morris - broken watch
Caitlin Albert - married to guy who can't stand her
Nicole Albert - miserable, hates life
Julie Albert - miserable, hates life, Bukkake clip forever
Julie Nagel - piece of shit
Kerry Roberts - certified retard
Paul O'Keefe - douchebag glazed donut
Peg O'Keefe - least sympathetic murder victim's mother
Hank Brennan - disgraced and humiliated
Lindsey Gaetani - no more intimidator, exposed as psychopath, lost order, lost trial, lost apartment, charges in Attleboro
Krusty Panties - multiple charges of witness intimidation and violating HPO's, lost job, snitches for couches
Joe Warren - charged with witness intimidation
John Connolly - lost in landslide election
Tom Theodore - last place in election
Karen Read - movie deal, destined to be rich
Turtleboy - movie deal, book deal, doc deal, upper middle class status achieved, new stylist, Lexus driver

That leaves 3 people who are due to get their karma:

1. John Fanning
2. Michael Morrissey
3. Jud Welcher

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Howie Mandel: They never said you won't get COVID.

RFK Jr: I saw a tape yesterday of them all saying it...Can I play it for you?

Howie: Well it doesn't matter...

[Chloe Five Stones Tinsley (Angleton / Helms) @chloeinvermont]

I just saw someone pass out from heat stroke in the middle of the street. Instead of helping them, I yelled to the person near me "please google how long it takes someone to die from heat stroke"

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Helena Rafferty is being sued by the elderly man she nearly killed with her car, and is trying to get the lawsuit dismissed by claiming that she has immunity because she wrote a work related email in the TJ Maxx parking lot before the incident. She says she is on duty 24/7 and wakes up at 3 AM to check her text messages in case the community needs her (unlike Brian Albert). Just a reminder - she lives in a $1.8 million mansion, and has multiple cars registered in her name that she claims she never drives: https://t.co/pWCN2ZBl6d

[Joe TurtleHead @FKR102445]

@DoctorTurtleboy You’d think one of the basic requirements for working at COURT tv, is knowing what the presumption of innocence is… to simplify it for this block head @JulieCourtTV “INNOCENT until proven GUILTY”

meaning- since Karen Read wasn’t found guilty, she is by definition- INNOCENT.

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

Julie Grant is taking the L hard. She claims that jury didn't believe Karen Read was innocent. The jury foreman made it pretty clear today that Karen Read is innocent.

[glowing eyes vico-// @vialistpilot]

bro used to expose shitty parents and scammers in my area on facebook and now he’s a world renowned true crime journalist

[Joe TurtleHead @FKR102445]

TURTLEBOY FROM THE TOP FUCKING ROPE.

puts the McAlberts on blast

[Larry Forman @FormanLaw1]

Your move, FBI.