Tyler

New England kid.

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@LowResCryptid @sadreturns It was taken as evidence, then a court order mandated that all items the fbi had to be auctioned to pay victims families, then the Newseum bought it at auction and displayed, then it was returned to the fbi when the museum closed

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Let me know when you decided to fact check the alliance of the United States military. Let me know when you’ve fact checked if the majority of the military would commit treason to support a region that lost when everyone has muskets

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Let’s pretend the United States doesn’t have complete control over every oil field in the country. Do you think any point in the south could actually defend against the full force of the United States military? Why do you think any branch of the military would defect?

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Are you talking about when I’ll fact check if the us military of today pledges their allegiance to the Union, or to some cowards who succeed and try to repeat the covalent war?

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju A major part of the souths oil is in the Gulf of Mexico, Id bet legitimately everything everyone has ever owned in the entire northern half of the USA that the south would be absolutely destroyed within a day by every carrier strike group

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Whoops meant to say “in addition to a full ground…” so on and so forth

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Even if the south had an oil advantage (it doesn’t) could it stand up to a full invasion and bombardment by every carrier strike group in addition tow. Full ground force invasion? It already proved it couldn’t hold up against a limited invasion with muskets lmao

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Also just give me a geography lesson, is Alaska in the north or the south?

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Completely wrong, Alaska has the most oil and beats every other region in that by itself

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju The whole us treasury, the entirety of the military of the us, the biggest stock exchange, all in the north. Yall sold every bit of influence you ever had to the north when you sold all your companies into the New York stock exchange.

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Isn’t the north the complete financial center of the entire country? Wouldn’t that mean cutting off the south from the national treasury essentially make them dependent on pure gold and scrap metals? What exactly would hold value as currency if the south seceded?

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@D3th_Reach @yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Also this is ignoring the entire US military and navy, plus every other branch? Some people would defect, but the people who control aircraft carriers and strike groups know where their payment comes from. Explain how the south would pay the admiral of a carrier strike group plz

[Tyler @battlecat67]

Best dad text of all time

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@yvnggl0 @ayeejuju Wasn’t this whole theory already tested out

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@greyroguejedi @DailyNoud It’s a satire account my guy

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@BarrowAlle10089 @JoePompliano Cool Allen, really changed the world with this reply

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@DrexelGlen19289 @shelbystardust @MuenchenLondon Nice reply, bet it made you feel really tough. Good for you. Now if only Charlie had a partition that separated himself from that bullet as much as you’ve separate yourself from facts, he may have still been alive

[Tyler @battlecat67]

NETANYAHU HAS CANCER?!?!?!!!?!! GEE GOLY!!!!! GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS DOESNT HE (_Ezekiel 13:19, 2 Corinthians 4:2)

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@Junocomm @Mappy6984 He didn’t inherit $400,000. He inherited a part of a 401K. She thinks that meant he got $400K

[Tyler @battlecat67]

@DanClarkSports Sometimes you’d see a red one and go “woah that’s kinda cool”