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[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Lars Mapstead for Congress @LibertarianLars]

Reasonable Tax brackets

$0-$50,000 : 0%
$50,001-$100,000 : 0%
$100,001-$200,000 : 0%
$200,001-$500,000 : 0%
$500,001-$1,000,000 : 0%
$1,000,001-$5,000,000 : 0%
$5,000,001-$10,000,000: 0%
$10,000,000+ : 0%

[Brian Sutterer MD @BrianSuttererMD]

This is a disgrace to Kobe's 81.

[Dalton (Analyze & Optimize) @Outdoctrination]

Ranking based on how much human evidence supports them:

Exercise: A+
Fiber: A
Vitamin D: A
Red light: A-
Magnesium: A-
Omega-3: A-
Probiotic: A-
NAC: B+
Vitamin C: B+
Creatine: B+
Melatonin: B+
CoQ10: B
NAD+ precursors: B
Glycine: B
Taurine: B-
Vitamin B1: C+
DHEA: C
Collagen: C-
Vinegar: C-
Desiccated thyroid: D
F: Greens powder
F: Alkaline water

Note: this is NOT a list of what you should or shouldn't do. This is simply a list on what has been researched to have benefits the most in humans.

[Eric Ray @EricRayweather]

Why do coaches hate going up 2 possessions?

[Flo-_- @Flo_chiefs]

We used to watch gods playing QB in the playoffs

[Josh Innes @JoshInnesShow]

I say this with peace and love…

There is no worse NFL play by play announcer than Rich Eisen.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[USC Football ✌️ @uscfb]

Biletnikoff Award Winner 🏆

Makai Lemon is college football’s most outstanding wide receiver.

[Arrogant Nation✌🏻 @FightOnRusty]

VOTE FOR MAKAI LEMON: https://t.co/aEZ19RHCca

[VandyTracker @VandyTracker]

I will raise the bar.

Any 10-2 P4 team should make the CFP over a 10-2 Notre Dame. Join a conference.

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs WR Rashee Rice’s six-game suspension is now over and he is eligible to play Sunday vs. the Raiders.

[Eren Bali @erenbali]

Something I genuinely wonder: why do anti capitalists seem a lot more bothered with the incomes of CEOs than incomes of elite athletes, musicians, actors etc?

My guess they can comprehend the uniqueness of the skills of Taylor Swift or LeBron James but they have no idea what makes an elite CEO.

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

How absolutely ridiculous and yet totally obvious that Bernie, AOC, Rashida and virtually all of the progressive leadership hasn’t tweeted a word about the Trump peace deal even though they’ve been screaming about “genocide” for two years.

They should be dancing in the streets and instead silence.

The masks are off.

[80's Wrestling @80sWrestling_]

Stone Cold has hit everyone in this photo with a Stunner, including the President

[fatty patty @theonlydyl_]

One minute of jaw dropping Mahomes plays:

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Idiot Noah Builds An Ark When He Could Have Just Paid More Taxes To Stop Climate Change https://t.co/vProy3hpKF

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

How are you supposed to stop this play if the guards are allowed to beat the snap???

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

The entire Right has to band together. Enough of this in-fighting bullshit. We are up against demonic forces from the pit of Hell. They’re killing us in our churches. They tried to kill our president. They killed Charlie, one of our greatest advocates. Put the personal squabbles aside. Now’s not the time. This is existential. A fight for our own existence and the existence of our country.