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My job is argue. he/him

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Hey, @SenMcConnell — do a flip next time!!

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Home Alone, but it’s the three goons from Anora.

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Chappell Roan just debuted a lesbian country song on SNL and I'm losing my whole-ass motherfucking mind in ecstasy.

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@Xzyliac @ScottyTres This fool knows what he did.

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1. Sing Sing
2. Strange Darling
3. The Substance
4. Late Night With the Devil

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✨ four favorite films of 2024 so far:

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The Substance, 2024

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Isn’t Sphere of Terrah was a MTG card?

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Still thinking about that whole stick of butter being used to fry three eggs.

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Having a pretty choice fart day today.

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@stabigale @ScottyTres Get him, Abby!

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@mroahrig @Xzyliac Xzy, watching that movie with Max was a transcendent experience. My man was not having it. 🤣

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I farted six times during Borderlands

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@mroahrig @Xzyliac Xzy appreciates good art

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@Xzyliac @mroahrig Had to get the bad Borderlands taste outta my mouth with some real cinema.

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@Xzyliac My butt was down the whole time. Every one of those spiders stayed under the glass.

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@Xzyliac You rest NOTHING. My farts are not a terrorism.

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@Xzyliac Nahhh, joy to seize life by the shoulders and break wind publicly.

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@Xzyliac My farts don’t inspire terror. They inspire joy and elation.

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@Xzyliac That cuts both ways, my friend. Kinda like those big ones I was cutting during Borderlands.