Benedict

hi, welcome to my page

[Michael Antonelli @BullandBaird]

Up north Wisconsin is unmatched.

[dopce @chromesandwich]

Hurts like hell but anything to make the ladies happy

[zyn swallower @SomeMoe69]

Minnesota flag but it’s a pack of Marlboro reds

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

MINNESOTA LAWMAKERS VOTE TO LEGALIZE RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA

MEASURE PASSES STATE SENATE 34-33

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

the gas station cashier at 2:17 AM

[Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson]

They'll have a really hard time recasting this one because I've never known any man bold enough to try his hand at a Rick or Morty impression

[tate @50FirstTates]

i mean i thought it was a good idea

[My Beautiful Dark Twisted Southpaw @RipVanSlyme2]

You will never get me to watch Velma when this exists.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

very sensible goose of you bro wtf

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The NFL finally has a true weeb representing them

[pj @pjayevans]

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

[Leaving A Stain On Your Couch @tom_on_here]

I finally got my wife to stop giving me my pills and instead trained her to give me something tasty instead, like a rolled up cheese slice or a spoonful of peanut butter

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i haven’t had sex in a few years is the hole still in the usual spot?

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

do NOT buy the avengers off shein 😭

[nopeify @nopeify]

Bro what the fuck Breaking Bad wasn't fake

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut because deep down he feels that if he grows it out just a little longer, he can look exactly like Aragorn