bailey

my life is one big cliché

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m anxious and my stomach hurts and my head hurts. i bet adding coffee to this equation will help

[bailey @baybayj19]

@PrettyAssJayy__ Do it

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Democrats will flip the House next year because we follow this simple principle:

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

“What you’re telling me is that you don’t mind infringing on free speech to protect children from [drag shows] but when it comes to kids who have died from guns, you don’t give a flying f.”

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Now this bill won’t pass, not with Democrats in the Senate & the White House, but the fact that it even made it to committee, says a lot about where the Republicans stand, and who they really work for.

[bailey @baybayj19]

@GilmoreDeWitt Jail

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Keenan Anderson—a 31-year-old high school teacher & father—stopped LA police for help after an accident. They instead cuffed him, pinned him, & tased him repeatedly as he begged them to stop.

Keenan died of cardiac arrest from excessive tasing.

His crime—asking police for help.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD urge to overcommit because of time blindness.

In the moment, the future always feels full of infinite time for my latest obsession.

[hailey @PastaPrimcess]

in a c section today the dad made a joke about us giving his wife a ‘husband stitch’ and the surgeon goes “we don’t do that here, but i can recommend you for a penis enlargement consultation if you’re that concerned about wanting to satisfy your wife at your current size”💀

[CimónAlisa🕯 @thecimonalisa]

Women trying to withhold sex to avoid pregnancy will just be met with more violence and thats a scary thought.

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Probably the fastest rightward shift in my life and it’s happening while democrats control the house, senate, and presidency

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

If they’re gonna fill our timeline with people who we don’t follow then what’s the point of following anyone? I see more “suggested posts” than posts I actually asked to see. 🧐

[KATI🦋 @TiiiKati]

I’m sorry I still can’t get over this scene Lmfaaaooooo😭😭😭😭😂😭

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

May The Fourth Be Just Another Random Day To Some... But We Know Better

#MayThe4thBeWithYou_ALL

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

Twelve Carat Toothache. June 3rd https://t.co/Hk4TwTLtJX

[angie @teaxtarot]

My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me

[GL @gldivittorio]

Only hot girls accidentally don’t eat all day because of poor time management skills then get a $16 sandwich at 5pm to not pass out on the way home