Laura Bayes

Former nanny. Now office bod in Customs. still doing a bit of sports massage here and there, Crossfit obsessive.

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

America’s biggest threat these days is domestic terrorists wielding weapons they can legally hold… Madness 😞

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

His name is #RalphYarl and I’m sick and tired of this feeling…my heart completely broke when I learned this precious 16-year-old, who accidentally rang the door of the wrong address in an attempt to pick up his siblings, was shot in the head… (1/3)

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@HIFHband I’ve got 2 tickets for Bristol tonight and can’t make it (other half has to work, car journey from Surrey alone w/ a 9 wk old just not doable - such a shame as you can see he was prepared 🥲) - could you offer them up to someone on here? Free, don’t want them wasted ❤️

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

To my #1 podcast of 2021, @amorbidpodcast: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/Uexg9qTnIf

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

Oh my goodness! Roll on December!

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Matrix Resurrections: Neo and Trinity are back in action as first trailer for the new film is released https://t.co/diVkrChgtG

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@ConcettaUccello @erinbiba @LouisatheLast Oh gosh that must have been terrifying!

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@erinbiba @LouisatheLast Another important tip - carry a walking stock/broom handle if you must walk through flood water - draincovers may have been forced open due to water pressure and you need to be checking the ground in front of you to ensure you’re not going to fall into anything.

[Metro Lifestyle @MetroUK_Life]

Couple who fostered over 600 children retire after 56 years https://t.co/7cjVvvWAVx

[Caitlin Moran @caitlinmoran]

I feel like we're now roughly two years overdue a new social media platform that at least tries to be chatty, pleasant, and more like human beings actually are with each other in real life. What is delaying it? Why market forces so feeble?

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@full_hearts @Loobeeloo1980 @KayBurley @PenFarthing @skynewsniall @Nowzad Either half of his staff, or none of them (I personally haven’t seen confirmation on which)
Biden’s new rules meant they were blocked from leaving.
It’s awful.
But I can see ill-informed people are already wanting to place blame for this on everyone other than those in power.

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@lgodfrey1986 @SkyNews Wallace will be at it first, when he had to announce the reversal on the decision to get Pen and co on a flight, the last of his three-tweet-long statement was just slating Pen. I mean, really? Stop sulking and just do your job man.

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@AnnaInFermanagh @SkyNews Because, like all media outlets reporting on this, they are stirring the pot. This isn’t even up to date news! 😫

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@bella_beddywhip @Art71Rachael @JaneFallon @rickygervais @PeterEgan6 Yep, still trying to make out it’s an incorrect decision. Echoing Wallace 🙄But ignore it! Let’s keep everything crossed for them to get their feet on British soil ❤️

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@vixhunt75 @JohnNicholRAF I hope he’s home really soon. Sending best wishes x

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@olospo My thoughts exactly 🥴

[Anthony Pompliano 🌪 @APompliano]

There are a lot of courageous men & women on the ground in Afghanistan right now working their asses off to get Americans & our allies out of that country safely.

They’re succeeding in spite of our incompetent government and leadership.

Keep these warriors in your thoughts 🙏🏼🇺🇸

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@Billjon66 @Independent The animals will go in the hold, you can’t fly people in the hold so it’s be empty wasted space - no one is prioritising animals over people 👍🏼

[Laura Bayes @bayesface]

@WarrenP28508956 @Independent The animals will go in the hold, you can’t fly people in the hold so it’d be empty wasted space - no one is prioritising animals over people 👍🏼

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

They’re right. I don’t know what’s in that vaccine.

I also don’t know what’s in Hydroxychloroquine. Or Robotissin. Or tea. Or anointing oil. Or the blood of Jesus. Shit, I don’t know what’s in people’s thoughts and prayers.

Also, I eat hot dogs.

[Matt P @MatthewParkin1]

@BWallaceMP @DefenceHQ You utter bell end, you’ve made yourself look silly with that comment.
Plus, you already know 100% the animals are coming with him so get the slot sorted now.
Would it help if he stuck a car reg number on each animal?