Bayls🌿

don’t mind me

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Liam Hemsworth is #notmywitcher

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This has been the longest shift of my life and it’s only 1:52 am.

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The super flower blood moon has not been nice to your hospital worker friends.

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When Squidward said, “first it goes to your thighs” - I felt that.

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Me anytime I don’t have the neurons to discuss something controversial: “yeah it’s a real humdinger”

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@kc_kuhn2 Sams club, Costco and Aldi are my routine places and then target for odds and ends. I only went to Walmart today so I didn’t have to bounce around to 2-3 places but I would have gone to all of them twice instead of Walmart once Lmaooo

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Todays Walmart trip reminded me why I don’t go to Walmart for groceries.

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@FetusSkinBoots

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Homeless people in 2022:

Him: ”care to help us out?”
Brandon: “sorry man, I don’t have any cash on me.”
Him: “well here’s my venmo, cash app , PayPal and Instagram.”

🧐

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Binging Euphoria has become a game to match the episode with the tiktok sounds.

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Fesco is literally my favorite lol

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On behalf of the Pittsburgh Penguins, we share our sincerest condolences with Maverick’s family, teammates, coaches, and friends.

Penguins players signed this customized jersey for Maverick's family.

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Hockey is family and our family lost one of its own on February 11.

Maverick Baker, a defenseman for Bishop McCort High School and the Johnstown Warriors, tragically passed away at the age of 16.

Today, the Penguins and Rangers will wear "88 MB" on their helmets to honor Mav.

[Bayls🌿 @bayleeshayne98]

@bsimmers1998 I got you babe

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Anytime Brandon says something about a theoretical demise/unfortunate circumstance of a political figure and follows it with “in minecraft”, just know he really means real life.

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@UReadThatRight

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Seeing old people rock out at satanic metal concerts can be just as fulfilling as seeing the bands themselves

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@bsimmers1998 Lame

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Lite cottage cheese with pineapple >>>>

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Two shower beers and a shot of tequila and I almost put hydrocortisone on my toothbrush instead of toothpaste. Not sure if it’s the alcohol or sleep deprivation