Brandon Simmers 🏴

Geneva College Alum '20, married to my soulmate, Libertarian, my views are my own and not affiliated with anyone else, borderline satire account

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Wish they went after Epstein pedos like they going after Massie

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

Gen Z has officially entered the workforce 😂

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Two pilots appeared to make meowing noises and dog barks as they communicated with each other before air traffic control at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport called them out on Sunday.

"You guys, you need to be professional," an air traffic controller is heard saying.

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

@sostalksmoney Imagine finding yourself on the same side of the argument as Hillary Clinton and thinking you’re the good guy

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@marklevinshow Stop I already said I was a @ThomasEWoods fan you don’t have to keep convincing me

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

Grown men in the modern colosseum playing an incredibly violent and intense sport. But sure. Kindness officer.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

NFL officially appointed influential storyteller Dhar Mann as its first-ever Chief Kindness Officer and Creator of the Week for Super Bowl LX.

[Baku 🐧 @Mazursky8895]

Bout to run through a wall

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

The wildest finish of the year, but make it cinema 🎥

@InsideTheNFL | @Steelers

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

If this game goes sideways I blame @RMU for letting Miami try to acclimate to the temperature. Traitors

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

Can someone explain how field goal kickers are nailing 60+ yards like nothing? I remember 10 years ago a 50+ was almost exclusively for the top kickers in the league and 45-50 yards was a coin flip.

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

@IGN

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

This is hands down the best show on TV

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Title card is goated this week.

[Martyr Made @martyrmade]

Just so I’m clear: Israel gets to destroy Gaza and massacre its population, then shift all the cost and responsibility for the aftermath onto the US. Do I have that right?

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

@ThePoniExpress Proposed trade:

Andrew Fillipponi to literally any other sports city in this country

Receive: idk a half eaten Big Mac? There’s no downside

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

10-7 the last 2 years but the difference is last year 25th in Strength of schedule and this year 3rd. Most people complaining don’t actually know a thing about football aside from when they won a state championship in 1968 and lineman weighed 170lbs.

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

@WesleyLHuff I love this statistic because in light of Matthew 26:53 Christ asserts he could have more than half the numbers of the entire Roman Empire’s worth of Angels descend and defend him in a whim if he had wished.

[Lando👨🏻‍🏭 @DinkleBurghh]

I’m hyped to see Kenny Pickett succeed man. All it took was 2 all pro receivers, 3 all pro linemen, and an MVP caliber RB.

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

He also lost last week after his defense got him 5 turnovers. I believed at one point he was but let’s not act like Kenny was ever the guy he was expected to be in Pittsburgh.

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Kenny Pickett 9 of 14. 133 yards. 2 touchdowns. 24 points.

Pretty. Pretty. Good.

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

Does Roman Wilson actually exist?

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@redeemed_zoomer The decay of Western society has done enough to demoralize the “Western Man”. You don’t need Russian propaganda when you’ve been propagandized since the age of 5.

[Brandon Simmers 🏴 @bsimmers1998]

Can’t wait to watch Hard Knocks this Tuesday now #HereWeGo