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[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@ChipotleTweets ?

[Pure Noise Records @purenoiserecs]

Why is @microwaveatl so good???

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@pissboymcgee Let me have it

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@Cokedupoptions

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

Imagine unironically defending Game of Thrones after the finale

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@JarrodAlonge Microwave. Best in the scene IMO https://t.co/i0wETvGIzu

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@MediacomSupport What’s the point of having a technical service line if your only answer to every issue is to send out a technician for a router replacement?

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@elonmusk Oh no

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@dril i tried

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

ill never forget this random kid who dmed me a selfie, then took a really dark turn

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@samburz It was heartbreaking

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@deadsadie row changed my life

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@deadsadie u like goblin metal? https://t.co/jdaShM4sD7

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@deadsadie yooo you’re the first person I’ve talked to that enjoys them. I love them sm

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

I’ve been out of German for a month and I’ve already forgotten the entire language

[Bethesda Game Studios @BethesdaStudios]

We're excited to announce our next chapter, The Elder Scrolls VI.

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

Every time I'm feeling lazy I'll play a game of Overwatch competitive and then immediately after the match I’ll feel like doing literally anything else

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

@officedepot I ordered a graphics card from your website and I don’t feel my ticket I’ve created with your support is going to do anything. Can I DM you my order number?

[Baylen @baylenbrus]

The hardest part of building a computer is clicking “buy now” on a $600 graphics card

[Skoog @Skoog]

In Shrek, Shrek grabs a frog, blows it up like a balloon and IT FLOATS.

Does this mean Shrek has the ability to exhale pure helium? What other secrets lie within his fascinating anatomy?

Hi, I'm Neil DeGrasse Tyson and I am fucking baaaaaked.