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23 / nj / they/them

i watch tv shows and sports and do economics

[baz @baz_crow]

who put a gun to this man’s head and made him walk down Hill st

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Walked around the fraternity streets at the University of Michigan. This looks just like something straight out of the movies.

[baz @baz_crow]

if you had keyhole top surgery i honestly don’t want to see it that’s great for you that’s awesome but some of us (most of us) were Breasting Boobily b4 surgery and got proportionally honkin incisions

[baz @baz_crow]

cracklin oat bran has a huge branding problem, namely that it’s called cracklin oat bran. if it were called Cinnamon Squares or some bullshit it would be the #1 cereal in the world

[baz @baz_crow]

fire warde manuel into the sun

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Second Michigan coach in the past three years to leave for the pros immediately after winning a national championship.

[baz @baz_crow]

i am going to kill myself

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: University of Michigan coach Dusty May has agreed to become the new head coach of the Dallas Mavericks, sources tell me, @AdamSchefter, @PeteThamel. Major college-to-pro jump for the 2026 NCAA championship coach and swing for the Mavericks and Masai Ujiri.

[baz @baz_crow]

i am on the NEC train and i crave death.

[baz @baz_crow]

@zosiapluribus self-harm

[baz @baz_crow]

resting midwestern face means i get asked for directions wherever i am and wherever i go

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Pride parades are so funny. Wow, a bunch of gay guys downtown. Groundbreaking

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

SOCCER IS OURS, AMERICA WINS 🇺🇸

[baz @baz_crow]

@zosiapluribus i didn’t say one way or the other i just said it was fucked up

[baz @baz_crow]

@zosiapluribus is the mountain dew for your fucked up shirley temple

[baz @baz_crow]

@zosiapluribus yes cannot stand it. i am a LESBIAN

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Goals by Burger and Freedom 🍔 🦅 🇺🇸

[baz @baz_crow]

i think the nyc gay men's choir should let me, a butch lesbian, participate. i can be their little pet or something that's fine

[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Tornados
(repost)

[baz @baz_crow]

there is one (1) city in michigan with a population > 400k and after that it’s 200k-100k all the way down

[Pizza @number_pizza111]

Average city in Michigan has 400,000 people and was named after a town in Western New York with 20,000 residents, which in turn was named after a quaint English port of 3,500.

[baz @baz_crow]

because i’m a grown up, im having kraft mac n cheese and an old fashioned for dinner

[Greeze @DeeGreezy]

It’s really the Manhattanization of Ann Arbor. Those kids are just back home now lol.

[Mofiyinfoluwa Odubanke. @__mofiyinfoluwa]

i remain absolutely stunned by the degree of perseverance needed to build a meaningful life