Bitchface Malone

24. Psychology graduate, Teacher, Dreamer.

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@cassgomez Hahahaha it’s a Brooklyn 99 reference, forgot that I changed my name to Mlepnos 😂

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There’s nothing like a Saturday afternoon in Andalucía, with your neighbours playing ‘My heart will go on’ really loudly 😂

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@Jawerzzz Give it time!! You’ll meet new people soooon!

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So I just arrived to Paris and my dad is trying to get me to speak French to people. I don’t know why, I don’t even speak a word of French!😂

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So I’m FaceTiming my family and my brother in law is listing the different types of potatoes he likes to eat, instead of talking to me 😂

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1st November 2017: @gremlin2906 sees one (festive) light on in the town and says "Is it Christmas?!" - no mate, it was Halloween yesterday 😂

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"If my husband was like you, it'd be perfect" - thanks @gremlin2906, I don't know what to say 😂

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I've been bitten by so many mosquitoes in the last few days, it's unreal. They love me, but I hate them. #unrequitedlove

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"When you stop looking, you're gon' find what's meant to be" 👌🏼

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Just found out that someone I went to uni with died last week, so shocked. I pray that he rests in peace ❤️

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@maareeeyah I honestly can't believe it. It makes me so sad, he was always so nice to us. I hope he's at peace now ❤️

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@RaiyanRahman Hahahaha omg I deleted twitter so I only just saw this. It's hilarious!!

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@Twickets Looking for 3 standing tickets for @Imaginedragons in Madrid on 7th April! #madrid #ImagineDragons

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Me: I had a dream, but I can't remember what it is now.

@gremlin2906: Imagine if Martin Luther King had said that

😂😂😂

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Started watching #Narcos today. Why didn't I start earlier?!

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Just watched @JusReign's snap story and I have a hijab matching his turban 😂

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So done with everything rn. Roll on September, Insha'Allah it will be a fresh start 👌🏼

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Went to see Now You See Me 2 today; I can't take Daniel Radcliffe seriously in a magic related film that isn't Harry Potter 😂

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@RaiyanRahman crying 😂😂😂 thanks!

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Happy birthday @bazinga9312 🎁🎊🎩🎉💥 #AkaProfessorQuirrell