Bazooka Boris

I'm in exactly 10 seconds of a Netflix show, wrote some plays that got produced, watch too much pro wrestling, #LetsGoRangers, oh, and I write screenplays!

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

If #producers really are looking for light comedy then I got something to show ya: Making Friends as Adults, a light, low-budget adult comedy #screenplay which the Blacklist (8/10) calls "a broadly appealing comedy with charm and an exceedingly relatable premise." DM for more!

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@DannyBaram Hey good news you've been unbanned from Collision! Congratulat--ooh nevermind you've been banned from Collision

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@DannyBaram @TheZeusJuice Ok everyone in this thread has been banned from Collision

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@DannyBaram Straight up fucking tragic tbh :(

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

Won a watch along of a classic boy meets world episode with it's writer! ...and guests?! Very excited! Who could the guests be @BlutmanMark ??

[Mark Blutman @BlutmanMark]

Congrats to Boris Zilberm for winning a Boy Meets World watchalong with me and special guests. Just spoke to Boris and the episode he chose was B & B’s B where Cory and Shawn turn Feeny’s house into a bed and breakfast. The @kitbboss raised $170,000 for @alifeinthearts Amazing.

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@BlutmanMark @kitbboss @alifeinthearts So psyched for this!

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@DannyBaram Welcome to the cult of boney m. I also am partial to Ma Baker and Sunny.

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@joescreenwriter Hell yeah man! Take over Indiana horror!

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@MasonLLL Chris Jericho vs. El Hijo De Jurassico live on Dynamite

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@MasonLLL I like hiromu but his opponent here? Come on he can barely work. Plodding around like that. It just feels like pro wrestling has passed him by. I mean I'm a big fan of T Rex don't get me wrong but...he's kind of a dinosaur.

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@FakeMADtv Reminds me of the greatest wrestler of all time

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

So you can just make your screenplay a poem? You can just do that?! 🤯🔥🕸️

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

Whenever someone tells you there are screenwriting rules, just show them the script for COBWEB — a produced BloodList / BlackList script with absolutely no action line punctuation.

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

Finally a movie I want to see

[Communies @communiess]

This is still perfect.

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@FakeMADtv You mean like when the contract does say "McMahon," but...

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@FaithMDAmato I found this randomly on a retweet but this script/concept sounds fun as hell, and this feedback is so hilariously salty. I like that the dudes got a book you gotta read and everything. You asked for feedback and got homework lol

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@BroadwayHatsNYR Never seen a dj tuck in his shirt before

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@FakeMADtv Harry Lodge, Hawaii. One of the least popular Hawaii 5-0 rip offs, featured Harry Lodge, a divorced detective forced to open a surf shop so he can show legit income and get visitation rights. Oh and he's got a talking parrot named Salvatore.

[Bazooka Boris @bazookaboris]

@avishaiw Yeah plus cool opening credits are like 75% of why i would watch this kind of thing.