After travelling the world for eighteen months I reinvented myself as an Android developer. For the first time in many years I can truly say I love my job!
@TfL@SadiqKhan just got to Leytonstone and 7 and 9 minutes till the next westbound train in the middle of rush hour. How much longer do you expect us to put up with this shit!?
@anomisSi I need to create a re-orderable lazy list using drag-and-drop in Jetpack Compose 1.6. Are there any good samples that I can look at to work out how to do this?
A letter has been left pinned to my gate, we think it was left early this morning. It reads:
"FIRST POINT - Do not add this to the Twitter page you started yesterday, we saw that and we are taking legal advice.
SECOND POINT - We require and demand a full apology from you....
First British tourists of the summer season are here. Middle aged couple with a caravan that had a UKIP sticker in the window. Assumed I spoke English, asked for directions, I replied in French. The woman tutted, rolled her eyes and said,
"They don't even try to speak English"
@PROPERCORN just opened a bag of sweet and salty and it's like licking a badger's testes! So salty, it's like you put salt in for the sugar as well as the salt for the salt. Not up to your usual standards at all
King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £350m a year tax free from the tax payer, and has an estate worth £22bn that is never taxed.
But he still can’t pay for his own damn coronation.
RT if you think the tight, robbing b******* should.
#NotmyKing