Briane Batey

she/her

[Billy Jensen @Billyjensen]

#MLKDay

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[i like food @messedupfoods]

i need it

[m @pussypearI]

me passing the pen to my friend

[wyatt f @wyattfair]

The right aioli can save you from the brink

[Krista💸 @KCallantine]

Saving all the keef in my grinder for my wedding day

[sarah @slayrah_]

haters are not my motivators i will fully quit whatever i’m doing if someone says one mean thing

[Jake Lobin @JakeLobin]

Why is a 6-week-old cell-cluster that has no formed organs considered: "a person," but an ACTUAL adult woman is called: "a host body?"

[Aya @AyaReina]

Friendly reminder that suicide prevention isn’t just saying “here if you need to talk!” and posting a hotline number. it’s healthcare. it’s housing. it’s adequate social welfare. it’s food security. it’s actually being able to access mental health services quickly.

[Briane Batey @bbatey3]

Found out my dad has a running list starting in 2019 of people who have wished him happy birthday. Batey pettiness is unmatched, make sure to tell Dee happy birthday this year👀

[loaf @Dofmau5]

World is divided between women who would do Molly at their own wedding and those who wouldn’t

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

When I think of Juneteenth I think of the generations of Black folks who fought for a freedom they knew they might never see themselves, but who fought for it anyway. It's a reminder that we don't always try to build a better world so *we* can see it, but bc someday, someone will

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

i love visiting any person in their 20s and asking where their recycling is and they just point to some fucked up little corner of their apartment where you have to gently place ur can on top of a growing tower of recyclables like an aluminum game of jenga

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Millennials hold 4.8% of all wealth. There are now 40-year-old Millennials.

At the same age, Gen X had 9% of wealth. Boomers had 21%

The largest generation in history did what the system told them to do and became the most-educated in history. Now they're the poorest in history

[billie eilish @billieeilish]

Happier Than Ever

[Aston Kinsella @Aston_notAshtin]

I WILL slapbox a Bison any day if the week.