parti bee

I am bad at Twitter

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“the villain could be hiding anywhere”

the villains lair:

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[im ave @tsve_]

home alone and I just heard RuPaul’s cut to commercial chuckle from the basement

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Periods should be 45 mins max. Release the egg and get tf out my face.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Micro-dosing hell by staying informed and educated.

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

the concept of our FBI director being a puck bunny

[parti bee @bbb2060]

At the end of the day, he is just another dumbass podcaster.

[William Turton @WilliamTurton]

A source sent me this video of FBI Director Kash Patel partying with the US Men's Olympic Hockey team.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Former ICE Employee: I swore an oath to protect the nation when I signed up. I followed it when I resigned a little over a week ago. I am duty bound to report the legally required training program at the ICE academy is deficient, defective, and broken. I received secretive orders to teach cadets to violate the Constitution

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

IM ONCE AGAIN ASKING, WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THE 25TH AMENDMENT IF YOU CANT INVOKE IT AGAINST A PRESIDENT WHO IS CLEARLY BAT SHIT CRAZY AND INSANE 🤷

[⚡️☠️🇺🇸Notorious🇮🇹☠️⚡️ @CryptoOnlyCoims]

Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by

[- @loveinthebrain]

She needs to hide 1 golden wedding invite Willy Wonka style inside Showgirl vinyls. That would guarantee at least a 5M first week debut…

[Shannon @gardengirl125]

It's a sad fact that the creators of South Park have more balls than our entire legislative body combined.
#SouthPark

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

the reincarnation portal is CLOSED

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: MSNBC just released a montage of Republicans who trashed Trump’s “one big beautiful bill” before caving and voting for it. Their hypocrisy is shameful. Retweet so every American sees this.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

If one of these people is your senator, it is incredibly important that you call them today.

Urge them to vote NO on the Senate budget bill that would make most Americans poorer to give billionaires a tax cut they don't even need.

[parti bee @bbb2060]

@MargoMartin47 @PressSec This is not the flex y’all think it is

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading war plans on twitter

[iliana 🖤🌙 @moonlitpisces21]

Peacock gonna have to see me because what do you mean we gotta wait a whole week to find out who Britney voted for…
#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

[parti bee @bbb2060]

@diplo @Skrillex Reunion at @ultra 😭

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

That was a nice hour long twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow