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im a bad friend and i might secretly want to kill you (by @starla4444)

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Thank you for following this account for the past six years! I will no longer be posting on Twitter. If you would like to follow me on Mastodon, you can do so here: https://t.co/LeAJEvQW3y

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do you mean gay like giving birth or gay like Lily Allen

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I'm thankful for nightcore

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You can't sample the sound of me because it's copyrighted by the blade

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don't gays have a hell thing?

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I see a lot of people hating on The Erogenous Zone, and I have reason to believe that Black Lotus had something to do with it

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replacing all of my serotonin with capitalism because it lasts longer

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I hate america. What the fuck is "down with cis bus"? ??? Bitch im gonna kill you AND IF OYU DON'T AGREE YOU CAN LEAVE

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before chalk: hmm sex is kinda
after chalk: ✨💖🆒😎👌🆒💖✨

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the gender binary's FUCKING PISSED *starts punching the bed* I'm a weeb

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Doki Doki Tracer

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Now you're thinking with girlbosses!

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please. stop praying for the Masked Man!!!! you are making them too strong.
Welcome to hell

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*me learning how to play a cello* my mom just asked me what mechanically separated chicken looks like...! and yes I do cry myself to sleep e

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naughty children get sent to The Tom Cortina Ass Lust Wiggler™ to atone for their crimes

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excuse me, Have you tried giving birth? It fixes your brain I promise.

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Did you hear about homu&mada nuclear bomb?? fucked up if true

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like for Strong Bad Emails, retweet for vaganías Fucking Incredible

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Kid tested, Pink Diamond approved

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People say that I'm a mary sue slut but the truth is I have 50 billion ghost dreams and they all love me