It is our sincere Brussels Badcasting Club hope that you're stupid enough to believe this twaddle.
We're not censoring the French Yellow Vest riots.
Dear moi non.
DESPITE BREXIT....
UK GROWTH OUTSTRIPS FRANCE, GERMANY AND ITALY
US - 3.2%
UK - 1.8%
Canada - 1.6% Q4
France - 1.2%
Japan - 0.8%
Germany - 0.7%
Italy - 0.1%
SAD NEWS
Following the @brexitparty_uk LANDSLIDE win in EU elections, Supermarkets are reporting severe shortages of champagne across the country
AND in @UKLabour & @Conservatives strongholds massive shortages of Kleenex and ToiletPaper.
Because of #BRexit.
Obviously, the UK region of the EU requires a new prison governor.
This one has been exposed.
We at the Brussels Badcasting Club support direct rule - Angela Merkel for Chancellor, PM & God.
Let us worship
the Tusk
the Druncker
the sh*ts.
Trust the BBC...
Ohmmm...
#Brexit
We really shouldn't be twelling you this.
So we won't.
Our CEO Tusky Wooski would be vewy vewy angwy. & you know he likes to have his *way.
Oops - it swipped out.
Like a BBC boss after a kid.
#brexit is for the hated #brexiteers
@Nigel_Farage@brexitparty_uk We hate Farage
We hate Farage
We are the Nigel Farage Haters.
Brussels
Badcasting
Club
#Remoaner in chief
Headquarters Brussels
CEO Druncker the Juncker
The latest poll on Scottish independence (commissioned by the SNP!) shows support for independence has slumped to 38% while support for the Union is up to 62%. Despite Brexit.
Obviously we at tbe EUphile BRUSSELS BADCAST CLUB will not be broadcasting this truth. If our activists were being battered - we'd whine, naturally. They're not there.
We would want you deceived.
Snigger...
Our beloved local Governor of UK state...
Thank god (not that there is one - official BBC decision: so, if thete is one there isn't as far as you're concerned) she's here to bring the rebel population to the EU heel.
Ver gutten!
"Theresa May must be the only leader in history who has tried to fall on her own sword... and missed!" @NicolaSturgeon
Just in case you were wondering what the response in Scotland is at to the current Brexit shambles.
We Brussels Broadcasting Cronies agree.
#BrexitShambles