Arthur Pendragon

King of Camelot (finally).

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

It’s so hard being in quarantine in this castle. Going to spend this afternoon crafting with @bbcmerlin and bedazzling my face mask with sequins.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Putting royal duties on hold so I can get ready for the Victoria's Secret Show. It's so hard being me.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Dear @bbcarthur,

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Crying because Gwen doesn't wear corsets anymore is my new secret shame.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Jon Snow will never have my cheekbones.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Had to poor my own wine at dinner. Almost broke a nail. Life in heaven is hard without manservant. Am depressed.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

The extra fabric from my V Neck tunics usually went to my manservant, @bbcmerlin. He would use it to make his neckercheif. #charitableking

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Just got back from drinks with Gwaine. Found out that his brother, Daario, is the side piece of Queen Daenerys.
Daario, you the real MVP. 👑

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

I am totally the prince that was promised.
Now someone please resurrect me.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Gweneviere never remarried because I haunted all of her potential suitors until they ran away. #graciousking

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Perhaps I should destroy this child with poison. Just in case.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Just been informed that some minuscule prat called Joffrey has been insisting he is the King. Bitch, please. What even is this devilry?

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Arthur: Are you saying I'm fat?
Merlin: No, I'm saying the belt is one hole shy away from perfection.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

“Take me to Glasgow.”
https://t.co/tmcel4TI10

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

It is true that the Knights of the Round Table and I often pretend to be the Backstreet Boys in our spare time. I am always Nick Carter.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Just discovered there is a Bifröst in heaven. I have booked an appointment with Heimdall... am hoping he lets me come back to earth.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

I have seen her picture and know why she has been elected as Queen. She has my haircut. The people of earth still love me. *single man tear*

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

I kept hearing people say that a young lady by the name of Miley Cyrus was the Queen of Pop. I have never heard of Pop — perhaps a new land?

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Off the have a drink with my homeboys, Ned and Robb Stark.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Lancelot been resurrected as Aramis and now part of a reality TV program on the BBC — The Three Musketeers. What a player. (Suck it, Gwen.)