Merlin

Keep the magic secret.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Unsure if I should purchase @bbcarthur a gold or sequinned face mask to match his crown.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Off to grab a pint with my homeboy, Newt Scamander.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Mike Wheeler stole my haircut.
#StrangerThings

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Dear @bbcarthur,

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Dear diary,

My head says that it's time to move on but my heart says no. *tucks photo of Arthur back under pillow*

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

I'm a genie in a bottle.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Arthur and I used to karaoke to Whitney Housten.
I still cry man tears when her songs come on the radio.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Am off to have gelato with my homeboys, Gendry and Podrick.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Just recommended Westeros as a holiday destination to Gwen. Have heard rumours that royals there don't fare to well. (One can only hope.)

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Ah, that burning in my loins...
Not sure if lust for King Arthur.
Or just urinary tract infection.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Just been informed that some minuscule prat called Joffrey has been insisting he is the King. Bitch, please. What even is this devilry?

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

An entire year in hiding and Smirkgana couldn't even magic up a hair brush... she probably took classes with Professor Trelawney. 🔮

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Am off to the tavern with my bestie, Gendry.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

I once tried to fool Arthur into thinking I was Gwen by wearing a lavender neckerchief. It did not work... and also clashed with my tunic.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Merlin: I'm thinking.
Gaius: You know how bad that is for you.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Am reading Harry Potter on this lazy Friday… amateurs.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Arthur: You can't address me like that.
Merlin: Sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Gandalf and Dumbledore will be coming over tonight to comfort me. We will also be throwing our Gwen voodoo dolls into a fire.

[Merlin @bbcmerlin]

Today I looked at my @bbcarthur shrine and cried man tears.

[Arthur Pendragon @bbcarthur]

Just discovered there is a Bifröst in heaven. I have booked an appointment with Heimdall... am hoping he lets me come back to earth.