Brad Bindig

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(402): Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(630): Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.

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(845): The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite

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(819): Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Psychologists have proven that we tend to overestimate ourselves -- We are not as nice as we think we are.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(+44): You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.

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(727): I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?

[Brad Bindig @bbindig]

@destinyboeve haha no that's not how it works! You're stuck with me for life :)

[Brad Bindig @bbindig]

@destinyboeve https://t.co/CfEgIdAEZU

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(208): Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.

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(785): I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers

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(907): At least life still wants to fuck me.

[Brad Bindig @bbindig]

What a waste of my time...

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(509): went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i’m down.

[Brad Bindig @bbindig]

@jessisqwa looks like I'll need to pack my shorts!!

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(585): Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

My GPA is higher than the price of gas what a time to be alive