Beatriz

Fútil, falta às aulas para ir comprar meias

[Bill @pisspope]

wait a minute

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

i can always spot a black coffee drinker cuz they’re the ones always carrying around a nearly full cup of black coffee. that shit’s too nasty for them to ever actually finish. me? im a vanilla latte girl. you’d never know it tho cuz i be chugging that shit.

[lila 🫧く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @dopposflower]

six seven can be unfunny but i do find it funny when the number is said and a bunch of grown people in the room just quietly do the hand motion without even changing their neutral expression like the koopas when the bg music goes "bah bah!"

[𝒴𝓊𝒾𝒾𝒾ᥫ᭡ @allaboutyuii]

“Translated from Portuguese”

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Peak woke 1 is when they made her delete this gem

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

I can't believe this post came true.

[Cherry 🏳️‍⚧️ (romance dawn arc ❣️) @CherryLaramie]

The muppets are a long term theatre troupe, the looney toons are a bunch of golden age Hollywood film stars who have all hate fucked each other

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Surprising that you don’t hear more about looks maxing from a female perspective. Probably just totally ingrained. The most obvious thing in the world to women. Of course your life will be better if you look better. Men have to be told this and instructed at length

[✿ well ✿ @dojasbin]

I love a self aware show runner

[NetsDaily @NetsDaily]

Having sat next to the person who opened the letter containing the anthrax in the NBC Newsroom, it has not faded from mine. She contracted it. I did not.

[N @TheHollowNox]

Holy shit. The idea of making Carrie a contemporary story where she’s being bullied by a bunch of insufferable Gen Z kids works so well. Like people are so cruel and lack so much empathy today that this story is perfect for a modern setting.

YES MIKE YES

[angela's baby daddy @spourtneys]

he really does say things only john and yokos son would huh

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Sauron to the bearers of the other Rings of Power right before they were, all of them, deceived:

[Jake Christie @TheJakeChristie]

PRIMETIME is gonna rule, but "yes, pedophiles are bad, but it's also bad to turn catching them into lurid entertainment for TV ratings" is unfortunately too complex a concept for our sixth-grade-reading-level-ass country

[. @orionlikeme]

girl, the virus

[ellie! 🍀 @raggedyellie]

idk what it is about Tom holland in this clip but this might just be the hottest he’s ever looked

[Grace @gracecamille_]

not to post last paragraph but

[Rachel @bensolohope]

Coldest take maybe ever but truly not enough can ever be said about the Hunger Games franchise taking its source material seriously in every aspect of production including their promotional material

[Bobby @BobbysByline]

Yeah ngl this literally feels like an I wanna dance with somebody level classic. Every wedding I’ve been at since this song got big…. NOTHING makes people scream and move like this.

[Sya is making music and zines (now full time) @syahdoingstuff]

I respect religion (as a personal belief) but I don't respect religion (as a structural sociopolitical institution)