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he/him
i always know where my towel is

[rogue mech jakob @bblloooodd]

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[julie 🦩🍩🌟 @goodgirljuliee]

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[cary @brokebackstan]

lorde calling herself masc

[Louis Wain Archive @LouisWainBot]

'Seaside Joys'

[Kevin KU🎄⚒⚒⚒ @kevinxku]

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[rogue mech jakob @bblloooodd]

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[rogue mech jakob @bblloooodd]

Reminder that I'm https://t.co/tMMhuH1U25 on bsky

[Riviera, PhD @Socialist_frogz]

Thinking about the sum 41 guy's tall wife

[stevie/davy .ᐟ 𖦹 @polytallica]

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[rogue mech jakob @bblloooodd]

@JoshLipnik Janesville Wisconsin

[rogue mech jakob @bblloooodd]

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[wintbot_neo @drilbot_neo]

i went to the pet store to buy goldfish but then i saw how much they cost and i broke down in the middle of the aisle and the manager had to escort me out

[nelson @madebynelson_]

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[rogue mech jakob @bblloooodd]

@SilentDawnLB That movie was so great.

[rogue mech jakob @bblloooodd]

*comes back to Twitter*
*Reads comments*

[be Ware: Mal @NewJorkTimes]

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[Reid Southen @Rahll]

Rarely have I seen AI described so succinctly.

[Muhammad Smiry 🇵🇸 @MuhammadSmiry]

PayPal is closing Palestinians accounts,

Now they shut my account permanently.

[a horse child is born (taken out for gallops) 🫏🐀 @BinAnimals]

We've come to a fork in the road.

Which way now, Western man?