BrigittetheBurrito

I really like burritos 🌯

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

I dreamed it all ever since I was young. They said I wouldn't be nothing. Now they always say congratulations.

[ODESZA @odesza]

The best feeling in the world.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Where do rainbows go when they’re bad?

Prism. It’s a light sentence

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

Just went on my 18th flight this year so far. Catch flights not feelings, am I righttttt ✈️

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

This aged the same... maybe worse??? Going into finals with zero work graded for 8 out of 9 classes. We love to see it 🫠🫠🫠

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

Update: more than half the class has not received their grades on this one assignment. Keep in mind nothing else has been graded and the semester ends in 3 days 🥲

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

When it’s spring break but your professors say here’s 500 assignments due right when you get back. #gradschool

[Coachella @coachella]

YAY!

Presale for Weekend 2 starts Friday 1/14 at 10am PT. Weekend 1 is sold out. Register now at https://t.co/qujCsdCWkp

[U.S. FDA @FDA]

The vaccine also continues to be available under emergency use authorization (EUA), including for individuals 12 through 15 years of age and for the administration of a third dose in certain immunocompromised individuals.

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

To all the people out there “waiting” for FDA approval… GO GET YOUR FREAKING VACCINE NOW. THANK YOUUUUUUU.

https://t.co/aaAWhiGqzs

[Justin Lee @ByJustinLee]

Simone Biles has withdrawn from vault and bars finals.

I think now's as good a time as any to share Auburn coach Jeff Graba's explanation of Biles' issues.

"Everybody who's been a gymnast understands that when 'the twisties' is brought up, everybody stops. It's a major issue."

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

Happy birthday @Joelster10 🎉🎉🥳🥳💙💙🍾🍾🍾 here is to another HBD only on random social media’s

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

Update: more than half the class has not received their grades on this one assignment. Keep in mind nothing else has been graded and the semester ends in 3 days 🥲

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

This is how grad school is going:

Submits assignment January 26th.....not graded until April 27th

🥲

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

Someone find me a Saturday OSL ticket 🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

This is how grad school is going:

Submits assignment January 26th.....not graded until April 27th

🥲

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

“I just wanna get Kai drunk just so we can hang out and be drunk together” - my roommate talking about her cat

[Stephen @onyeka_sk]

This “😗” is not a kiss

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

I’ve finished all of @CrimMinds_CBS and I do not know what to do with myself 🥲

[Lana Condor @lanacondor]

Wake up... your Asian friends and family are deeply scared, horrified, sick to their stomachs and wildly angry. Please please please check in on us, please please please stand with us. Please. Your Asian friend needs you, even if they aren’t publicly grieving on social media. x

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

“I hope you kiss with your eyes closed and come up with some other phrases than ‘thank you for sharing”

#TheBachelor #afterthefinalrose

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

@rbkhkhc 😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️🌯🌯🌯

[BrigittetheBurrito @bblovesyou69]

When you try to do zoom university but someone catches you being a burrito 🌯