Stimmy Turner

I have seen some shit

[Stimmy Turner @bbock50]

@longliveeyambe "Thou shall not deny the cries of the liquor" trapalations 17:38

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

In 125 years we went from hanging horse thieves to “sorry this illegal alien r4ped and killed your daughter, but his IQ is too low to stand trial or know right from wrong.”

[Blake Denning @denning63]

We need a slur for people taking forever to buy scratch-off tickets at the gas station when you’re in a rush..

[lynz @lynziekate]

My run as a soccer watcher

[George Kittle @gkittle46]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trump winning us the World Cup:

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

They put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a group of Doberman puppies.

I love how he just lays down, rolls over, gets dog piled, and then does it again… I could watch this shit all day. Lol

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Atlanta spent $130M to build glass walls for fare evasion prevention. Result:

[Buksterlin @andy_buksterlin]

This is beyond treason. They’re literally facilitating an open coup.

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

Somali illegals after sneaking into America to give birth to a kid so now they get free welfare forever.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Josh Hokit every time he sees Michelle Obama’s third leg 🤣

[Silent Memejority @memejority]

JP Morgan exec you wanted vs JP Morgan exec you got

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

OL seeing a DL flinch on a hard count

[Samoan Dynasty @dynastytribal]

This is hands down one of the best Stone Cold Stunner sells of all time

[Szabi 🪽☀️ @theTguyStoic]

“I screwed up”
Vs
“I don’t give a shit”
Vs
“I’ll do it again”

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store