Polish Princess

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

sorry I don’t know how I missed your email, it was sandwiched rivht between “SLAY bells ring: all jeans 50% off” and “Gun violence is out of control, Gabbi”

[babadook ellington @grnpointer]

The House of Faberge made 52 "Imperial" eggs as Easter gifts for Tsars Alexander III and Nicholas II to give to their wives and moms. 46 of these survive. I will rank all 46 Imperial Faberge eggs.

[Wesley Chu @wes_chu]

This is a really good take.

[Polish Princess @bbq_pierogi]

Good lord, based on the Wiz/76ers series alone I don’t think grown up humans can be allowed outside yet. And yes, apparently Capital One arena has better security than the Capitol.

[Jen @Tyus_jones_fan]

Wizards got better security then the white house

[Capitol Hill Books @chbooksdc]

No, we don’t have any of the recalled Dr. Seuss books and why are you suddenly trying to buy them now that you found out they have racist imagery, you weirdos.

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[Douglas Heye @DougHeye]

Best thing I’ve heard all week: asked a National Guardsman at my corner if his team was being fed and taken care of. His reply: “Yes sir, @chefjoseandres already brought us something.”

Because of course.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Them: I hope this email finds you well.

Me: *eating bagel bites in my pajamas at 4 PM* It does not

[Jeff Eisenband @JeffEisenband]

I’m so glad a new generation is rediscovering the Marshawn Lynch at Applebee’s video.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

What we learned in 2020? That oil is worthless in a society without consumption. That healthcare has to be public because heath is public. That 50% of jobs can be done from home while the other 50% deserve more than they’re being paid. That we live in a society, not an economy.

[Caelum @caelumlapis]

A conductor on the Pskov-Moscow train feeds a cat named Felix sausage during a short stop in Staraya, Russa. Felix shows up every day at 22:40 & has for several years. All conductors are aware of Felix & prepare sausage in advance. 😻(Source: Reddit)

[m. taddow @MikeTaddow]

marshawn been a real one for years

[𝙃𝙀 𝙉𝙀𝙀𝘿 𝙎𝙐𝙈 𝙈𝙄𝙇𝙆🥛 @HENEEDSUMM1LK]

not to get too political but i just think that if you work 40+ hours a week you should be able to afford a house, car, food, bills and then still have money leftover to save

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This election is a tough call because one candidate was endorsed by both the Taliban and the KKK and the other was endorsed by a broad bipartisan coalition and the New England Journal of Medicine.

[SB Nation @SBNation]

IT'S ALEX SMITH TIME (pls be kind to him aaron donald)