party city wig

i gotta take a waz-

[IKICKINFANTS 𖦹 very busy @spl1tgill]

I yearn to be in a nasty situationship with him

[charlie @gonegirlfriend]

the week before your period

[Pan @pangrey123]

I have two milestones at work :

1. Lunch
2. Leaving

[Pan @pangrey123]

i get so mad when ppl ask what im gonna do on my day off!!! bitch im gonna recover from all my days on

[party city wig @bbqpizzaprty]

@Bhokisi_ the touchdown always fucks me up omg

[pleasepitypepper @plspitypepper]

leaving elon’s body but i miscalculated and still got 20 seconds left

[Dank Archer 🐝 🌼 @NavoSchmavo]

My last moment in Elon Musk's body with 1.2 seconds to go

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

i love a 5am flight so bad. TSA still happy, security take 5 minutes, your plane has like 10 people total cuz no one else wanna fly out that early and you’re at your destination before anything important happens

[Carrie Red Shady Facts @chrisisdada]

when i take a shower right after an edible and my loofah is telling me the funniest joke i ever heard

[َ @ungodlywests]

oh!

[party city wig @bbqpizzaprty]

@espnlonxo @popbuzzz_ No ma’am

[Queen Kee ✨ @_xoxoKeishaa]

“You my bm I won” traumatized me right out of the idea of motherhood ngl.

[encantadora y cazadora ⭑ @forbiddenhottie]

el arte de ya no acordarte de personas que antes te generaban ansiedad

[sugarplum @proseluvr]

just realized I'm not 19 anymore... in fact, I haven't been 19 for a long time...

[j64th𓂀 @literallymej]

slowly starting to accept the fact that maybe i won't get a good ending

[liagg @liaggslxt]

me debi haber suicidado en mayo

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

This is free advice from an expensive psychologist. If you’re an anxious person, do everything for fun. Go to a job interview for fun. Submit documents for fun. Start a blog for fun. Anxiety feeds on importance. Don’t make everything a matter of life and death.

[jeremiah jack @lovehymndead]

when im at work i want to do so many things and then i get home and all i wanna do is drink and get high and read wikipedia articles